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You can PROVE that you're a male, female or pregnant. How do you prove that you're GAY? (vanity)
8/08/10 | Libloather

Posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:55 PM PDT by Libloather

This applies to the BRAND NEW gay marriage law.

You can prove where you were at some point and time. You can prove that you pay taxes. You can prove you're pregnant.

In the eyes of the court, how do you prove that you're gay?


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Government; News/Current Events; US: California
KEYWORDS: court; female; gay; homosexualagenda; homosexuals; male
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A question I've axed a THOUSAND times - without an answer.
1 posted on 08/08/2010 10:59:58 PM PDT by Libloather
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To: Libloather

Well, do this, and if it makes you puke, then you probably aren’t gay.


2 posted on 08/08/2010 11:01:54 PM PDT by ansel12 (Mitt: "I was an independent during the time of Reagan-Bush. I'm not trying to return to Reagan-Bush")
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To: Libloather

Their fabulous wardrobe???


3 posted on 08/08/2010 11:04:22 PM PDT by correctthought (Hippies, want to change the world, but all they ever do is smoke pot and smell bad)
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To: Libloather

It’s easy to spot.

Isaiah 3:9
The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not.


4 posted on 08/08/2010 11:07:05 PM PDT by Ripliancum ("As He died to make men holy, let us live to make men free")
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To: Libloather

French kiss the judge if of opposite sex?


5 posted on 08/08/2010 11:08:29 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: AlexW

I mean same sex.


6 posted on 08/08/2010 11:10:35 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: Libloather

And that was Corporal Klinger’s problem...


7 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:12 PM PDT by bootless (Never Forget. Never Again. (PursuingLiberty.com))
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To: Libloather

The lisp of course.


8 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:19 PM PDT by w1andsodidwe (How can you tell when the President is lying? When his lips move, of course.)
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Exactly the same way that you “prove” you’re straight when you marry a woman. ie Not really necessary.


9 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:30 PM PDT by MetaThought
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This is a great question which leads inexorably to this: people will game the system to their own advantage. There are some legal advantages to marriage, of course, and if it takes proclaiming you’re gay... how will they know? The honor system? LOL


10 posted on 08/08/2010 11:11:40 PM PDT by redpoll
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If male ask them what ERA stands for, if they say equal rights ammendment they are gay, ask them their favorte Barbara Streistand song, if they can name a song they are gay. There is also a test where you tell thm their nails are dirty, if they extend their arm and fan their fingers they are gay.


11 posted on 08/08/2010 11:12:43 PM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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Same way you prove you’re straight?


12 posted on 08/08/2010 11:14:12 PM PDT by Kimberly GG ("Path to Citizenship" Amnesty candidates will NOT get my vote! DeMint, 2012)
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Exactly the same way that you “prove” you’re straight when you marry a woman. ie Not really necessary.

I'm thinking that marriage isn't and never was defined as a contract between two "straights" but rather, between a male and a female.

13 posted on 08/08/2010 11:14:38 PM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: Libloather

By the size of their gerbil?


14 posted on 08/08/2010 11:15:57 PM PDT by VeniVidiVici (It's easy being a communist when you're rich.)
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To: Libloather

I was friends with a lesbian who was married to an ex-gay, and she had only had sexual experiences with him, but she knew that she was a lesbian.

True story.


15 posted on 08/08/2010 11:17:04 PM PDT by struggle ((The struggle continues))
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To: w1andsodidwe

Are you saying Rudy Giuliani is gay?


16 posted on 08/08/2010 11:17:36 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Here's a test:

If you saw the gun first....You're gay.

17 posted on 08/08/2010 11:20:14 PM PDT by ExcursionGuy84
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To: Libloather

I was just thinking this today too. I mean, if we get same-sex marriage, friends can “marry” for the tax break and the health bennies. Just sign a pre-nup and take advantage.


18 posted on 08/08/2010 11:21:39 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady (I can see November from my house.)
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To: ExcursionGuy84

what gun?


19 posted on 08/08/2010 11:21:45 PM PDT by LukeL (Yasser Arafat: "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize")
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To: Libloather

March in one of their parades?


20 posted on 08/08/2010 11:23:00 PM PDT by rbosque (11 year Freeper! Combat Economist.)
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