[pissant]

If it comes down to those two, I'll take Palin. Fortunately, it shouldn't.

[Paladin2]

Newtie was serious when he sat on the couch with Nazi Pelosi.

[TomServo]

If it comes down to those two..

I'll stay home, like I should've done last time.

[KoRn]

I have my doubts as to whether either one of them would be electable.

[hinckley buzzard]

I would too. Through Haley Barbour into the mix and Newt comes in third. All other republicans will kindly get the F* out of the way and not clog up the works.

[Sybeck1]

[Patton@Bastogne]

yawn ... about newt

[MaggieCarta]

If it comes down to those two...

If it comes down to those two, I will...mmpft..Let go, let me go, I said...Hey! Give me back my keyboard!!!

[Kahuna]

I would vote for Newt in a heartbeat.....flame away!

[taillightchaser]

I love Newt and I think he’s got more brains in his little finger than anyone currently in DC has in their whole bodies. It’s too bad Newt has so much baggage—the socialists will destroy him.

[VanDeKoik]

Yeah, and I’m serious about playing in the Super Bowl.

Stick to your day job, Newt. Whatever the heck that is.

[Marty62]

Forget it Newt, you screwed up and you do NOT get a do over.

[ElkGroveDan]

...and he already has his running mate all picked out.

[The Wizard]

Watch Out Newt...Madam President is running and America is with her.

[Dr.Zoidberg]

I’ll take Palin over just about anyone this side of Zombie Reagan.

newt won’t be on the radar even if he does manage to gank the nomination.

[redk]

Is the threat of Newt running for President as serious as the threat posed by Global Warming?

[alice_in_bubbaland]

That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!

Newt is done. I’ll take Sarah any day over most Republicans in DC these days.

[BallyBill]

This must be for the amusement of the media empire. They only wish they had either of them 2 to kick around.

[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Newt? No thanks.

[anton]

Newt needs to take his smug little self to the back room and work on strategy and speech writing. He’s over.

[Viking2002]

Sit down and shaddup, Newt. All you suck-up Pubbies keep this shit up, and I'm gonna run. And nobody - on either side of the ideological spectrum - is gonna like my platform.

"But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: for men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away, for his name is Obama."