Posted on 05/18/2010 8:30:45 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Not gonna happen.
Well, she may be squishy on some things but I sure admire her slamming Barack Hussein 0bama, all praises be upon him, on his lying. That takes cojones!
They wanna shut us up.
Not shocked. LOL.
That is an excellent observation.
Rush should use that!
Drive by dittos to all. Prayers for Bahbah’s loved ones.
There you go . . . Rush is on it.
Like minds....
};o)
By whatever means necessary
BP’s oil spill is “Great” unbridled Free market capitalism?
Chris, just wow!!!
Afternoon and megaRUSHHITSTHEGROUNDRUNNINGWITHMYHOMESTATE’SAG’SLYINGSCNADALdittos from Biggirl! PING! :)=^..^=
If Chrissy went full out commie would NBC notice?
Hi.
He needs to move it North Korea.
I think that’s what they mean by progressive...progressively more communist.
HI CC27!
And I thought Chicagoland was rich in scandal!
Peñis Coladis?
24/7 is cracking me up! I suppose that’s an oldie too?
“Those idiots at CNN found an obamabot park official at the Dry Tortugas 0 miles west of Key West who claims he has tar balls floating in. Hardly news,happens all the time...”
~ rodguy911
Exactly.
Here is the story that Rush mentioned a little earlier:
SkyNews
Updated May 18, 2010
BP Chief Predicts ‘Very Modest’ Oil Spill Impact
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/05/18/bp-chief-predicts-modest-oil-spill-impact/
The British oil giant has risked outrage along the Gulf Coast by predicting a far smaller environmental impact than has been feared by experts.
The chief executive of BP tells Sky News he believes the massive Gulf of Mexico oil spill will end up having only a “very, very modest” environmental impact.
Experts had feared the Deepwater Horizon disaster could have led to one of the worst environmental catastrophes in U.S. history.
But the British oil giant has risked outrage along the Gulf Coast by predicting a far smaller impact.
“I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to have been very, very modest,” Tony Hayward said. “It is impossible to say and we will mount, as part of the aftermath, a very detailed environmental assessment but everything we can see at the moment suggests that the overall environmental impact will be very, very modest.”
Click here to see video of Tony Hayward’s statement. VIDEO BP Chief: Oil Spill Impact ‘Very Modest’ http://tinyurl.com/33tpnh4
BP has begun capturing some of the leaking oil after inserting a suction tube into the fractured riser pipe on the seabed.
It is gathering up an estimated one fifth of the oil pumping out of the fractured well.
“Over the last 36 hours we have made a lot of progress on containment on the seabed,” Hayward said. “We have a piece of technology engineering which we have developed and which is now allowing us to produce oil from the leak to the surface.”
The BP chief spoke to Sky News after completing a visit to Florida where he handed over $25 million to pay for an advertising campaign for the state’s tourism industry.
He appeared upbeat as he met teams at BP’s vast crisis control center in Houston.
The center has been working around the clock for more than three weeks trying to identify solutions to the crisis.
The company believes the next stage of its response effort could see the leak sealed completely within seven to 10 days if all goes to plan.
Its been around.
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