[tlb]

Good for her. Every starlet should have fallback skills for when the acting no longer pays the bills.

I'd pay to watch Inspector Lestrade interrogate her.

[Clintonfatigued]

Maybe Samantha Ronan didn’t guy her a wedding ring, so she decided to her own, at a five-finger discount.

[AUJenn]

This is bad, but I don’t expect this girl to be around 10 years from now. She is the classic story of a “Hollywood child” who has a bad demise.

[JoJo Gunn]

Our freckle-faced friend.

Talk about gay.

[Snurple]

Lindsay Lohan is the quintessential hoe.

[Lockbar]

Three years ago I thought she was cute, now shes a skank.

[Perdogg]

Lindsay Lohan is at the center of a London police investigation in connection with the theft of jewelry from a magazine photo shoot. The actress was in the English capital recently, when she posed for an upcoming spread in fashion glossy Elle, according to sources. An insider (says), “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.” The jewelers realized the $45,000 (GBP30,000) worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted magazine bosses, who insisted they had no knowledge of what had become of the gems.

Let’s just fast forward two weeks when this international jewel thief is finally confronted by her nemesis at Interpol.

“Why do you think I took those rings?”
“You’re wearing one right now.”
(Lindsay quickly puts both hands behind her back, her shoulders begin to rock back and forth) “No I’m not.” “Yes you are.”
“No I am not.”
“I saw it.”
“Oh really?”
“Yes.”
“Is that what you think?”
“Yes.”
“That I’m wearing one of the rings?”
“Yes.”
“Right now?”
“Yes.”
“A stolen ring?”
“Yes.”
“That I’m wearing a stolen ring? That’s what you think?”
“Yes.”
“Well … I’ve got … news for you … detective … because… Lindsay pulls both hands from behind her back and holds them up.
“…I’m not even wearing a ring.”
The detective then points to her hand. “Yes you are.”
“Oh crap that was the wrong one.”

She has posted a topless picture (you cannot see anything) of herself on twitter.

[VicVega]

Guess LL is trying to out do another thief, Winona Ryder.

[org.whodat]

Woman has a future on wall street when the acting goes down the tube.

[fr_freak]

Maybe she took them and maybe she didn’t. I’ll wait until she is convicted before I condemn her.

[Viking2002]

I hope she develops a genetically-mutated strain of chlamydia that causes her cooter to grow teeth, and it bites the face off that she-thing she sleeps with one night. *SNAP*SNAP*

Talk about one helluva good B-movie script.

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

[garbanzo]

I think I know where she hid the jewels...

[kaehurowing]

It wasn’t her, it was her identical twin that speaks with a British accent.

[Oztrich Boy]

“I was researching a role for a movie”

[NormsRevenge]

maybe she’s ready to make some prison flicks.. it might boost her career.

[a fool in paradise]

Isn't that normally called kidnapping?

[a fool in paradise]

The cavity search video will be leaked to the web in 5... 4... 3...