Lindsay Lohan is at the center of a London police investigation in connection with the theft of jewelry from a magazine photo shoot. The actress was in the English capital recently, when she posed for an upcoming spread in fashion glossy Elle, according to sources. An insider (says), “She kept going on about the jewels, asking if she could have them. We all thought she was joking.” The jewelers realized the $45,000 (GBP30,000) worth of bling was missing after the shoot and contacted magazine bosses, who insisted they had no knowledge of what had become of the gems.
Let’s just fast forward two weeks when this international jewel thief is finally confronted by her nemesis at Interpol.
“Why do you think I took those rings?”
“You’re wearing one right now.”
(Lindsay quickly puts both hands behind her back, her shoulders begin to rock back and forth) “No I’m not.” “Yes you are.”
“No I am not.”
“I saw it.”
“Oh really?”
“Yes.”
“Is that what you think?”
“Yes.”
“That I’m wearing one of the rings?”
“Yes.”
“Right now?”
“Yes.”
“A stolen ring?”
“Yes.”
“That I’m wearing a stolen ring? That’s what you think?”
“Yes.”
“Well … I’ve got … news for you … detective … because… Lindsay pulls both hands from behind her back and holds them up.
“…I’m not even wearing a ring.”
The detective then points to her hand. “Yes you are.”
“Oh crap that was the wrong one.”
She has posted a
topless picture (you cannot see anything) of herself on twitter.
