Posted on 01/29/2009 8:07:19 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
one note troll at that and the weasel knew how we would react too....so weasel....how many finger am I holdin up
Bennett wouldn’t even have an AM radio show if Rush hadn’t paved the way. He, and his clueless opinion can take a hike as far as I’m concerned.
I left a message and it hasn’t shown up either. But it’s hilariously pro-Rush over there.
Mornin’, good lookin’.
Greetings Thrill Seekers! Tks IMPR for the ping..
just heard the ante on the “stimulus” in the Senate has been raised to 900$B
Sorry, mea culpa.
I have also posted...but it hasn’t shown up yet either. What a debacle...the Dems can’t even run a successful blog.
Anyone else having ‘NoRushNextWeek’ anxiety???
Rush’s plan would benefit the stock market with spectacular results. One would thing that the “business” people at CNBC would give it a serious look.
Wonderful Pic!
We still love ya!
Abso-rutery!
Yhello!
Hey,PAMom. How did you do with the ice yesterday?
mornin..........went to the emergency room last nite as the pain kept increasin
..they took blood , vitals, etc and xrays
...I have a touch of pnemonia in my left lung...bronkitus
and they put two bags of saline solution in me
..then a morphine drip to temp the pain.
...then this breathing device I had to inhale into
..sent me home w/ a prescription of LEVAQUIN 750mg
..get this...7 pills and the cost was 204 bucks
also NAPROXEN 500mg for pain
..and an inhaler thingie
Hiya, TX! How’s everything?
Millions of unborn fetuses hope Obama’s policies fail.
Oh, my! Are you feeling any better?
Unlike folks like me who want THAT ONE to fail personally as well as politically and have to hide under the Kennedy desk for the next four years just to avoid the Lame-stream media harpies nipping at his heels every time he shows his face. I'd rather see him leave in disgrace before summer, but I realize that's unrealistic and unnattainable given the cover the DNC media have afforded him.
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