The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, January 26, 2009

The EIB Network ^ | 01/26/09 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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From sea to shining sea,
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Conservative voice of freedom,
Heard throughout all America.
A message pure and truthful,
The downhearted are encouraged.
Integrity and honesty his motto.
We love you, Rush.
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G-d Bless you, Rush Limbaugh.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[Neverforget01]

Could be the thread of the century!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Welcome to day 7 of the Socialist Occupation of America. There are 1379 days left until Americans can institute regime change.

There are 1454 days until America can truly be free of our 0-ppressor.

(((((Ping))))

[damnyankee57]

Wow! Early much ?? ;-)

[Enterprise]

Dittop!!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

Post prediction for today?

739

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

I can’t wait for the show to start.

Obama attacked Rush, so I eagerly await Limbaugh’s reply.

[FES0844]

Anxiously awaiting his response!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Looking forward to it, if lunch doesn't interfere.

Congratulations on winning the Rush Limbaugh Thread Golden EIB Microphone. :)

[rightwingintelligentsia]

I certainly hope Rush comes out swinging.

[DollyCali]

Should be an interesting program today!

Greetings Ditto Heads!

[al baby]

Is that old windbag still on the air

Gonna be a good show today

[Islander7]

This is going to a GOLDEN CLASSIC!

[DollyCali]

Rush's Response to Obama on Saturday

[PogySailor]

Should be a awesome show today. I hope work doesn't interfere :-)

[tapatio]

Thanks for the ping!

[gwilhelm56]

Rush could spend the entire show on this one subject ... OR ... He could in an even BIGGER SMACK at MULLAH HUSSEIN... IGNORE HIM Completely, and do a Lesson on the Constitution!!

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Should be a ‘goody’. Give Zero HELL, Rush.

[TSchmereL]

Thanks for the early ping.

[Liberty Valance]

Good morning!