Wheres mah pie!!! I jest want mah damn pie, foo! And I gots a lectric bill due. Yew gonna pay it?
Posted on 11/05/2008 6:26:16 AM PST by anonsquared
Welcome to the Name The New Guy Contest!
We need to define him based on reality and not have some media concocted reality foisted on us. If you win you will have bragging rights for the next four years each and every time the name is used out among the media and masses.
My entry:
People have been calling him the empty suit and zero (0). Did Rush start that? Anyway, we can do better than that.
Let's see, his upbringing was sponsored by taxpayers (welfare mom), his education was paid for by who knows, his entry into politics was paved by the Chicago Democratic machine, his book was ghost written, and it's obvious from his recent statements trying to move to the center that he doesn't have a clue as to who is really pulling his strings.
I read a post in which a FReeper stated - he's not my president. I agree, to me he's still Their Nominee... Their Idiot Nominee. The TINman!
jughead
Because, after all, zero is a useful thing.
“Uh-O”
Rush also calls him “Squirrel” on occasion. (as in ‘you little squirrel’ and that always makes me smile.)
The Trojan Horse
Obama —> the Wicked Witchdoctor of the North
How about the pair of them:
Rufus and Doofus
Or would that be considered politically incorrect or, perhaps, racist?
The Fairy Prince...
“When the fairies are displeased with anybody, they are said to send their elves to pinch them. The ecclesiastics, when they are displeased with any civil state, make also their elves, that is, superstitious, enchanted subjects, to pinch their princes, by preaching sedition; or one prince, enchanted with promises, to pinch another.”
(Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan 1651)
I personally call him “Ocommie,” but “Trojan Horse” is probably the most accurate nickname of all.
Islam-obama
A problem conservatives have is we allow the left to define our candidate and their candidate. It’s time we defined their candidate.
I like TINman because if he only had a brain, he would have chosen differently when he came to the CROSSROADS and decided to sell his soul to the devil for fame and adulation.
Chimpy McCokespoon
I’m going to refer to them as
0bamunists.
At our house, he is referred to as “The Dear Leader”
I like “little squirrel” as well.
I shall continue to refer to him as “That Bastard.”
How about: President Obama, Commander in Chief of the U.S Armed Forces
President Hussein.
Yep, like 0% interest. You can actually be “saved by zero.”
(Apologies to all for the earworm!)
President Soetero
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