From the article: “When the year ended I sold the gun back to the gun shop I bought it from, for what I paid for it. I was glad it was gone.”
Fred...you did the right thing. We are all safer by your actions. Just be hopeful that someone without your confused sense of morality is around to help you out when the fecal matter comes in direct contact with the rotating air current generator.
Lock and Load.
And the goobermint should ban knives and forks too. Only plastic sporks (spoon with slight fork cuts in the tip) should be allowed. The goobermint should come around and cut people’s food for them. That is the only safe thing to do. People just can’t be trusted.