[Attention Surplus Disorder]

I’d suggest going to an Indian reservation and buying large numbers of artifacts, busting and scraping them up to make them look ancient, and then distributing them to your neighbors. Surreptitiously, you bury these things in a scattered fashion in the affected neighborhood and in the surrounding area. You then call the leadership of the closets Indian tribe you can find and the Bureau of Indian Affairs, and the head of Native American Studies at the nearest and largest local university. Perhaps you can create a “sacred burial ground” situation which would delay but likely not prevent what you are facing.

[George from New England]

I know you stayed at a Holiday Inn last night, but are you a lawyer by day?!

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Lol! Brilliant!

[Daffynition]

I like the way you think! Yours is an easier solution because I was thinking of dinosaur bones. ;-D

[ErnBatavia]

Easier yet, just buy a couple of these on the internet and release them in your back yard.