[WorkingClassFilth]

I pledge to burn precious, irreplaceable fossil fuels every day of the year in my oil burning 4 wheel drive truck. In addition, to celebrate the warm days of summer and to facilitate the trend toward global warming and more temperate winters, I pledge to burn charcoal in my grill and barbeque red meat with a high frequency. Further, I pledge to shoot holes in old refrigerators and rats at the county dump to release freon into the atomosphere and to kill off species I consider pests.

[ModelBreaker]

I pledge to burn precious, irreplaceable fossil fuels every day of the year in my oil burning 4 wheel drive truck. In addition, to celebrate the warm days of summer and to facilitate the trend toward global warming and more temperate winters, I pledge to burn charcoal in my grill and barbeque red meat with a high frequency. Further, I pledge to shoot holes in old refrigerators and rats at the county dump to release freon into the atomosphere and to kill off species I consider pest

So you're going to have a smaller footprint than Al Gore, also. Good job.