Bird Poops On President Bush During Presser

Liveleak.com ^ | 05/25/07

[misterrob]

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Not a big bomb but....

[misterrob]

Another voice heard from in the immigration issue

[angcat]

That is considered good luck.

[rintense]

Doing the job American birds won’t doo doo.

[Founding Father]

Actually you cannot flip away bird poop as it is wet and smears. That was probably a blossom.

[adorno]

Bird Poops On President Bush During Presser

Is that what the democrats meant when they said that they've only just begun to fight?

[weegee]

Also doubt that he’d put his bare fingers into bird poop.

[twonie]

You see? The Clown Car Media sees flowers and deems them to be bird poops. What kind of life view is that?

[squidward]

“That is considered good luck”

I should play the lottery. I have been hit twice in the last couple years. Once at a cookout and the other while standing in line at Disney. The look on the old Asian lady next to me was priceless.

[weegee]

perhaps

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[lilylangtree]

Bird’s demonstrating what we lowly Americans think of his immigration bill.

[ozzymandus]

Doesn’t take much to amuse the Bush-bashers, does it?

[hophead]

My thought exactly.

[Pearls Before Swine]

That is considered good luck.

It happened to me many years ago on one of my first dates. I didn't think it was good luck at the time, and nothing happened subsequently in the relationship to change my mind.

[ErnBatavia]

That is considered good luck.

Not if it's a roadrunner....they drop a load that'd be about the size and consistency of a raw chicken egg.

If you like roadrunners, check my page!

[hunter112]

Also doubt that he’d put his bare fingers into bird poop.

Why not? He's got his bare hands into the amnesty bill, and it stinks worse than the poop of a million birds.

[TexasRepublic]

I hope it was a Mexican grackle.

[Paraclete]

Interesting. I just had a bird crap on me for the first time in years two evenings ago. Must be a sign. Thank goodness it wasn’t one of several turkey vultures that have taken up residence in our area over the past few years. Never had them around before — but they sure do make their presence known from time to time.

[wolfcreek]

“Doesn’t take much to amuse the Bush-bashers, does it?”

Whether I’m a Bush-basher or not, this amnesty fiasco isn’t amusing.

[Pirate21]

I should play the lottery. I have been hit twice in the last couple years.

Third time's the charm! :-)

[Randy Larsen]

An older couple were waiting in line to enter church,

Just as they we're about to enter, A bird dropping landed square on top of the old gents head,

Wait! the old lady exclaimed! "I'll get some toilet paper!"

"Nevermind", says the old man...,

"By the time you get back, that bird will be long gone!"