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1 posted on 05/15/2007 11:20:34 AM PDT by mutantcoil
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To: mutantcoil

Dawin Award Nominee of the Week.


2 posted on 05/15/2007 11:22:09 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (I have a big carbon footprint and I'm not afraid to use it.)
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To: mutantcoil

Works for me. Solves that little repeat-offender problem, too.


3 posted on 05/15/2007 11:22:32 AM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Bad spellers of the world untie!!)
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To: mutantcoil

Instant karma gonna get you! .......


4 posted on 05/15/2007 11:22:34 AM PDT by Red Badger (My gerund got caught in my diphthong, and now I have a dangling participle...............)
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To: mutantcoil

If she had survived, she’d probably be in deep trouble. It sounds like she was driving without her safety belt.


5 posted on 05/15/2007 11:23:15 AM PDT by PAR35
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To: mutantcoil

Not sure about Canada, but if this was the U.S., I’d expect a lawsuit from the girl’s family.


6 posted on 05/15/2007 11:23:31 AM PDT by Wolfie
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To: mutantcoil
The female was ejected from the vehicle and found to be without vital signs."

Not having vital signs can be very series.

7 posted on 05/15/2007 11:24:16 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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To: mutantcoil
The female was ejected from the vehicle and found to be without vital signs.

Do we know if she had any "vital signs" before she stole the car?

8 posted on 05/15/2007 11:24:29 AM PDT by FreePaul
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To: mutantcoil; GMMAC; Pikamax; Former Proud Canadian; Alberta's Child; headsonpikes; Ryle; ...
Canada ping.

Please send me a FReepmail to get on or off this Canada ping list.

10 posted on 05/15/2007 11:26:56 AM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
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To: mutantcoil

God is watching bump.


15 posted on 05/15/2007 11:42:17 AM PDT by wbill
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To: mutantcoil

** sniff **

I love a happy ending.


18 posted on 05/15/2007 11:49:36 AM PDT by surely_you_jest (I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers)
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To: mutantcoil

Hope the old guy had insurance on the car.

Where is the story from this girls grandmother about what a great kid she was.?


19 posted on 05/15/2007 11:57:23 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (I will forgive Jane Fonda, when the Jews forgive Hitler.)
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Talk about poetic justice. Though having to die from stealing the car is certainly a steep price to be paid. This individual was either a klutz or did not know how to drive a car.


20 posted on 05/15/2007 11:58:32 AM PDT by Republic_of_Secession.
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To: mutantcoil

Too bad about the car.


21 posted on 05/15/2007 12:02:20 PM PDT by rogue yam
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To: mutantcoil

This is unbelievable! Astonishing!
Girls are hitch-hiking now?
Damn. Looks like I picked the wrong time to stop driving.


22 posted on 05/15/2007 12:05:00 PM PDT by gcruse
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To: mutantcoil

If that was my car, I’d be pissed about the car, but happy about the hijacker.


23 posted on 05/15/2007 12:13:25 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: mutantcoil
I would give ten-to-one odds that the late young perp in this story was a meth addict.

Anytime something weird happens on the road there is usually meth or a cell phone or both involved.

24 posted on 05/15/2007 12:34:50 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("All the measures of the law should protect property and punish plunder." --Frederic Bastiat)
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To: mutantcoil

Too bad to old guy lost his car. The rest of the story, hwoever, has a very happy ending.


26 posted on 05/15/2007 12:41:17 PM PDT by libstripper
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To: mutantcoil

“she was just about to turn her life around” some relative will say. Sounds to me like she should have turned the car around.


29 posted on 05/15/2007 1:14:25 PM PDT by isom35
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To: mutantcoil

I wonder if her estate has enough in it to cover the deductible?


30 posted on 05/15/2007 1:21:38 PM PDT by magslinger (Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors. And miss. R.A.Heinlein)
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