Report: Prince Charles advises banning McDonald’s food

Associated Press ^ | Wednesday, February 28, 2007

[Rummenigge]

Ronald ? Ahh come on he's not that bad.

[massgopguy]

"McDonald's food should be banned." - Dave Thomas

[ShawTaylor]

Prince Charles had better stick to talking to trees(as he claims to). He seems pretty good at it.
BTW, is he cheating on his new wife yet?

[Spktyr]

From: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=1008553

McDonald's hot apple pie

(thing) by FastEddie (2.9 d) (print) ? 1 C! Thu Apr 05 2001 at 11:25:09
Apple Pie: good.
Hot apple pie: good.
McDonalds Hot Apple Pie: the foodstuff of Satan.

I have no idea how they manage to superheat the filling in those pies to approximately the surface temperature of the Sun. I can state with near-certainty that at least 90% of the world's spontaneous combustion cases were caused by eating said pie.

Usual chain of events:
1: "Oh, i think i'll have a Hot Apple Pie"
2: "This looks gorgeous"
3: Head bursts into flames.

[opus86]

Well now that's a coincidence...Just recently I advocated banning pompous, philandering, British royal ninnies.

[A message]

The government must care for the weak and oppressed citizenry that can not resist the McDonalds drive thru.

Everytime the Prince speaks on subjects such as this his red clown nose becomes larger.

[A message]

The government must care for the weak and oppressed citizenry that can not resist the McDonalds drive thru.

Everytime the Prince speaks on subjects such as this his red clown nose becomes larger.

[Miss Didi]

Oh, Chuck, have a cheeseburger and live a little.

[mtbopfuyn]

BTW, is he cheating on his new wife yet?

No, his horse bucked him off.

[Ramcat]

"McDonalds Hot Apple Pie".
One of my favorites.
No resemblance to Apple Pie.
Two pies and a medium coffee and I'm good for 200 mi. hard driving on a road trip.
The good Prince is making me hungry.
Have you tried the Ranch Wraps?

[FostersExport]

Shush, Your Highness. You're making a proper Charlie of yourself.

[imintrouble]

Ever seen the crap they serve in the average U.K. eateries???

Ever seen a plate of Bangers and Mash? Gag

[Barney Gumble]

What Prince Charles is thinking: "Everyone should eat top sirloin instead. I do why doesn't everyone else? Why don't their chefs make them healthier food?"

[Spktyr]

I'm guessing you wait a while for the Hot Lava Pie to cool off, as no human can possibly eat one fresh from the store.

I think the "serving temperature" of the things is something like nine billion degrees Fahrenheit.

[Barney Gumble]

He's going to go the Al Gore route to get popularity back. He's going to attach himself to many liberal causes.

[Fitzcarraldo]

What happened to the list of Truly Important Problems? I know I had it here somewhere...

[Little Ray]

Actually, their apple pies were pretty good, back when they still fried 'em. Nowadays, I go to Krystal, instead.

However, as log as folks are not actually starving, why is it gub'mint's job to improve their diet?

[maryz]

Things like this make me feel really bad for Queen Elizabeth. Now, there's a woman who knows how to keep her mouth shut -- too bad it's apparently not hereditary!

[maryz]

Anything ever come of that rumor a while back that Charles had secretly converted to Islam?

[Barney Gumble]

Mince meat pie, deep fried fish, french fries, doner kebabs, black pudding. Has Charles seen what else the British eat. McDonalds is no worse than any of the above foods.