I got an A in Phallus 101

Los Angeles Times ^ | 1/7/06 | Charlotte Allen

[OB1kNOb]

[ErnBatavia]

Punchline, as she says, "Ah, that explains the red Corvette!"

[Aquinasfan]

Who's the idiot, the school or the parent paying for this?

[Michael Bluth]

I'm quite sure there a a number of people (I have a brother-in-law named Tobias who comes to my mind) whose interest in such a course would be pricked.

[toddlintown]

Sounds like a hard course.

[ArrogantBustard]

[Aquinasfan]

I don't see this changing unless/until corporations start complaining that they can't find acceptable management prospects!

College and job performance really don't have much of a relationship anyway. Employers have never really cared that much about college records. It used to guarantee minimal skills. Now even that is questionable.

But despite their college educations, (which are little more than schools of vice these days), most graduates go on to lead productive lives.

[Dumb_Ox]

Phallocracy is another academia nut word. It gets about 1000 hits on Google.

[Dr._Joseph_Warren]

I've always thought the best symbols are the ones that actually DO something!

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Rush was just talking about this on his show, mf. I think he does a search on you daily.

[dangus]

Careful: in this context, that could make many people wince!

[dangus]

>> This line of reasoning is fellatious. <<

You're a cunning linguist!

[dangus]

>> I met a girl from Occidental that took that course. She said that the American Indian had the largest penis, and the American Jew had the hardest. I introduced my self as Tonto Goldfarb. <<

On a bus to a counsellor for nymphomaniacs:

"I only like cowboys and Jews."

"Slappy Goldstein; nice to meet ya!"

[dangus]

I'm confused: Isn't that Governor Bush's state?

[dangus]

Aw, geez... Thanks to you, it now gets 1001!

[soupcon]

The author claims that many church entrances purposely resemble a woman's, um...you know.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

A Geoduck!

[highimpact]

Can I enroll in the course if I'm not a master debater?

[FreedomCalls]

OMG! That's hilarious. That can't have not been foreseen by the architect.

[Luke Skyfreeper]

Ah, but it sounds to me like you are.

So, we've got two cunning linguists and a master debater!