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Happy Halloween from John Kerry
Registered Media ^ | 10.31.06 | Registered

Posted on 10/31/2006 10:49:13 AM PST by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: french; kerry; limp; poodles; registered
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Print out and scare the kids tonight!
1 posted on 10/31/2006 10:49:14 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered

That is BRILLIANT! Thanks, Registered, and Happy Halloween!


2 posted on 10/31/2006 10:50:32 AM PST by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Registered

I can never get past Kerry's right middle tooth in the middle of his face...


3 posted on 10/31/2006 10:51:13 AM PST by Solamente (Let all the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out...)
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To: Registered
Report SEVERE Abuse
4 posted on 10/31/2006 10:52:00 AM PST by Raycpa
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To: Registered

Wow, million-dollar ketchup fortunes don't buy much giggolo anymore, do they?


5 posted on 10/31/2006 10:52:25 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Republican, atheist, pro-life)
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To: Solamente

6 posted on 10/31/2006 10:52:33 AM PST by redstates4ever
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To: Registered

Actually his real face is even more scary.


7 posted on 10/31/2006 10:53:06 AM PST by dfwgator
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Print out and scare the kids tonight!

They'll have nightmares for the rest of their life. LOL!

8 posted on 10/31/2006 10:53:17 AM PST by COEXERJ145 (Free Republic is Currently Suffering a Pandemic of “Bush Derangement Syndrome.”)
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To: mewzilla
To: John Kerry

From: Boston Blackie


9 posted on 10/31/2006 10:55:05 AM PST by Boston Blackie
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To: redstates4ever

UGH! A BARF ALERT would be much appreciated! Sheesh Louise! That's ugly even 30+ years ago!


10 posted on 10/31/2006 10:55:18 AM PST by Ms. AntiFeminazi (Disease is not partisan. Someone tell the Democrats.)
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To: Registered

Is this the trick or the treat?


11 posted on 10/31/2006 10:55:29 AM PST by girlscout
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To: Registered
PERFECT Reg!

Below is from the Chicago Tribune (pictures added).

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When many Americans believe Democrats don’t sufficiently support U.S. troops, perhaps the last thing you should do as a leader of the Democratic party is suggest that the troops who get sent to the Iraq are academic losers, doofuses who did poorly in school.

In a mid-term election year with numerous close races, Kerry’s comment is already haunting Democrats. At today’s White House briefing, Press Secretary Tony Snow previewed how Republicans will likely exploit Kerry’s gaffe.

MR. SNOW: … It sort of fits a pattern. You may recall that last year Senator Kerry on CBS's Face the Nation accused U.S. soldiers of terrorizing kids and children in Iraq and recently also described troop concentrations in Baghdad as, quote, “having failed miserably.” What Senator Kerry ought to do first is apologize to the troops. The clear implication here is: If you flunk out, if you don't study hard, if you don't do your homework, if you don't make an effort to be smart and you don't do well, you, quote, "get stuck in Iraq." Bret, an extraordinary thing has happened since September 11th, which is a lot of people, America's finest, have willingly agreed to volunteer their services in a mission that they know is dangerous, but is also important. And, you know, Senator Kerry not only owes an apology to those who are serving, but also to the families of those who have given their lives in this. This is an absolute insult, and I'm a little astonished that he didn't figure it out already. I mean, you know, as far as Senator Kerry -- I mean, you've seen me; if I say something stupid, I apologize as quickly as possible. And this is something for which he ought to apologize. Meanwhile, it's probably reasonable to ask some of the Democrats -- ask Jim Webb or Tammy Duckworth, both of whom are citing their military record, "Okay. What do you think about? What do you think about this quote? Do you agree with him? He was your presidential nominee." And as for the notion that, you know, you can say this sort of thing about the troops and say you support them, it's interesting.

Let’s set aside the fact that, according to the experts, the quality of the U.S. military is higher than it’s ever been, the benefit of having a motivated, all-volunteer military and relatively higher intelligence standards than has been true in the past.

So now Kerry has, a week before the election, put every Democratic candidate, especially veterans, on the defensive. They must now respond to his gaffe instead of focusing on what had been their plan, a ceaseless offensive against President Bush’s conduct of the Iraq War.

12 posted on 10/31/2006 10:56:00 AM PST by SkyPilot
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You should e-mail that to him, Registered. It's actually an improvement.


13 posted on 10/31/2006 10:56:11 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God." (Psalm 53:1))
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To: Registered; ohioWfan; mystery-ak; onyx; Bahbah; MinuteGal; Howlin

Thanks for the gift Registered! It's a real "trick or treat"!


14 posted on 10/31/2006 10:56:25 AM PST by hoosiermama (Eric Dickerson= Indiana's November Surprise!)
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To: dfwgator

I think you're right!


15 posted on 10/31/2006 10:57:01 AM PST by fishergirl (Choose your vices carefully, then be loyal to them.)
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To: Registered

McCain: "An Insult to Every Soldier Serving in Combat"
Posted by JOHN MCINTYRE | E-Mail This | Permalink | Email RCP
McCain Calls on Kerry to apologize (via Drudge)



Senator Kerry owes an apology to the many thousands of Americans serving in Iraq, who answered their country's call because they are patriots and not because of any deficiencies in their education. Americans from all backgrounds, well off and less fortunate, with high school diplomas and graduate degrees, take seriously their duty to our country, and risk their lives today to defend the rest of us in Iraq, Afghanistan, and elsewhere.

They all deserve our respect and deepest gratitude for their service. The suggestion that only the least educated Americans would agree to serve in the military and fight in Iraq, is an insult to every soldier serving in combat, and should deeply offend any American with an ounce of appreciation for what they suffer and risk so that the rest of us can sleep more comfortably at night. Without them, we wouldn't live in a country where people securely possess all their God-given rights, including the right to express insensitive, ill-considered and uninformed remarks.


16 posted on 10/31/2006 10:57:06 AM PST by jessduntno (Just add the insult and the apology to the list:)
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Better yet, print out posters of this and drop it in Iraq- the enemy will be lining up to surrender- Send some posters of his wife too as reinforcement.

Christian news and commentary at: sacredscoop.com ...

17 posted on 10/31/2006 10:57:58 AM PST by CottShop (http://sacredscoop.com)
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To: Solamente

OMG! I never noticed that! Good - one more reason to make fun of him. I just loathe him.


18 posted on 10/31/2006 10:58:31 AM PST by fishergirl (Choose your vices carefully, then be loyal to them.)
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19 posted on 10/31/2006 11:00:48 AM PST by Raycpa
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"And there is no reason, Bob, that young American soldiers need to be going into the homes of Iraqis in the dead of night, terrorizing kids and children, you know, women, breaking sort of the customs of the – of – the historical customs, religious customs," Kerry said...


20 posted on 10/31/2006 11:00:49 AM PST by Brilliant
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