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If Hillary Clinton is elected president what would we call Bill Clinton? (as if)
Ask yahoo ^ | August 23, 2006

Posted on 08/26/2006 5:23:37 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776

Dear Yahoo!: If Hillary Clinton is elected president what would we call Bill Clinton? Mark Cleveland, Ohio

Dear Mark: The United States has never had a female president, so we've never grappled with this bit of etiquette. Or, to put it another way, there's no precedent for that president. That said, our first female president will be referred to as "Madam President." This is how female heads of state are referred to in other countries. We can only assume the same rules will apply here. Addressing the president's husband (if she's married) is a bit trickier.

If Hillary Clinton were elected president, we'd most likely still refer to Bill Clinton as either "Mr. President" or "former President Clinton." Even after they're out of office, past commanders in chief retain the title. Call it a perk of the job.

Of course, not every potential presidential candidate is married to a previous ruler of the free world. For example, if Britney Spears were elected to the office (God help us), we'd all address Kevin Federline as "First Gentleman." This is how Dan Mulhern, the spouse of the governor of Michigan, is referred to. Same thing with Jose Miguel Tuason Arroyo, husband of Philippine president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bubba; commanderandcheat; godforbid; impeachedx42; putsomeiceonit; serialrapist; sinkboy; sinkemperor; slickwilly; thebentone
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To: AmericanMade1776

Somehow, I doubt Mr. Clinton has ever been, or will ever be, anyone's first anything.


21 posted on 08/26/2006 5:31:17 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: BenLurkin

22 posted on 08/26/2006 5:31:29 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: AmericanMade1776

First Lazy


23 posted on 08/26/2006 5:31:36 PM PDT by Tall_Texan (I wish a political party would come along that thinks like I do.)
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To: BenLurkin
"Sink Emperor"

Oh my. That's right: those golden faucets, the shapely handles, the virgin marble expanses...

Hillary could never compete, she'd be demoted back to second wife again.

Visiting dignitaries would be getting that old sticky handshake again in the Whaite House...

24 posted on 08/26/2006 5:31:39 PM PDT by mrsmith
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To: mrsmith

Eeeeeuuuww!


25 posted on 08/26/2006 5:32:36 PM PDT by Bangupjob
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To: AmericanMade1776

Actually, what he is now: Irrelevant, as this won't happen, anyway.


26 posted on 08/26/2006 5:32:40 PM PDT by decal (The Key To Flexibility is Indecision)
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To: ICE-FLYER

Sink Emperor


27 posted on 08/26/2006 5:32:43 PM PDT by Luigi Vasellini (What do you call 2 toddlers and some duct tape??........muslim body armor!!!!!!!)
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To: AmericanMade1776
We'd call him The Guy That Found A Loophole in the Two-Term Limit.


Or Cornholio!!!
28 posted on 08/26/2006 5:33:26 PM PDT by TheSpaceCoyote
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To: AmericanMade1776
He should be called Comment Censored
29 posted on 08/26/2006 5:33:37 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: AmericanMade1776

Dear Yahoo!: If Hillary Clinton is elected president what would we call Bill Clinton?

A LIAR


30 posted on 08/26/2006 5:33:55 PM PDT by poinq
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To: AmericanMade1776
I'd call him stupid.

Why? Because he'd be #2 in the White House, he'd actually be living with Hillary for the first time in years and because he won't be getting any poo-tang.

Bill Clinton can't want Hillary to be elected. There is no upside for him. He has only so many viagra years left.

31 posted on 08/26/2006 5:34:16 PM PDT by isthisnickcool (You! Shake your junk!)
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To: AmericanMade1776

A lot of names come to mind. Gentleman isn't one of them!


32 posted on 08/26/2006 5:35:05 PM PDT by DakotaRed (The legacy of the left, "Screw you, I got mine.")
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To: AmericanMade1776
"If Hillary Clinton is elected president what would we call Bill Clinton?"

The Bitch's Dog.

33 posted on 08/26/2006 5:36:51 PM PDT by Spunky ("Everyone has a freedom of choice, but not of consequences.")
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To: AmericanMade1776

First Wussy.


34 posted on 08/26/2006 5:38:18 PM PDT by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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To: AmericanMade1776
I think we might call him "The Junior Senator From New York," actually.

If Hillary does win, her US Senate seat is open, and Elliot Spitzer, as the governor of New York, would get to appoint someone to serve out the rest of her term.

And he might like the idea of having an excuse to spend some nights away from home, doing constituent work...
35 posted on 08/26/2006 5:38:26 PM PDT by kenboy
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To: isthisnickcool

But Presidents are always surrounded by people and press. They also send their wives off on diplomatic and PR trips around the world. It's a dream come true for Willie. He can launch his "Getting To Know You" college tour.


36 posted on 08/26/2006 5:39:11 PM PDT by TheSpaceCoyote
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To: decal
decal wrote: Actually, what he is now: Irrelevant, as this won't happen, anyway.

That is what I thought..no way ....Hillary will be President of the United States. Hillary has more baggage than what is on her hips


37 posted on 08/26/2006 5:43:21 PM PDT by AmericanMade1776
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To: ICE-FLYER

The first bended cigar :-)))


38 posted on 08/26/2006 5:44:43 PM PDT by QQQQ
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To: AmericanMade1776
Even after they're out of office, past commanders in chief retain the title.

Actually, this is a recent MSM invention. Correct protocol, for years, was to refer to ex-Presidents by their previous highest title. Remember the references to General Eisenhower? Slick should be called Governor Clinton.

39 posted on 08/26/2006 5:45:14 PM PDT by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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To: poinq

40 posted on 08/26/2006 5:45:14 PM PDT by BenLurkin ("The entire remedy is with the people." - W. H. Harrison)
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