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[Ann Coulter] Terrorists Win : Deodorant Banned from Airplanes
Human Events ^ | 8/16/6 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 08/16/2006 3:34:12 PM PDT by ZGuy

Last week, British authorities arrested 24 members of a terrorist cell plotting to blow up about a dozen U.S.-bound planes simultaneously. As a result of those arrests, we learned:

Nothing being done by airport security since 9/11 would prevent a bomb from being brought onto an airplane; and

This terrorist plot -- like all other terrorist plots -- was stopped by ethnic profiling.

Last week marked the first official admission that everything government airport screeners have been doing until now is completely pointless -- unless you're an airport security guard with a thing for women's undergarments, in which case it's been highly effective.

As we now know, all the ingredients necessary to blow up an airplane can be carried in small liquid containers. Airport security has not even been looking for small liquid containers. Judging from my personal experience, they seem to have been focusing on finding explosive devices inside women's brassieres.

After five years of submissively complying with bag checks, shoe checks and underwire bra checks, Americans have now been informed that the hell we've been going through at the airports (but which the president and members of Congress do not go through because they refuse to fly commercial air) has been a useless Kabuki theater.

The procedures that have wasted millions of hours of time cannot keep the most basic bomb materials off an airplane. This is like locking your windows to prevent burglaries, while leaving the front door wide open.

Airport security has been using metal detectors to confiscate sharp objects that could be turned into make-shift weapons, which could then be used by terrorists to commandeer control of a plane and fly it into a building.

Except the terrorists can't do that because we've seen that trick before.

After 9/11, airline passengers will never allow a half-dozen terrorists to take control of a plane again. Indeed, on 9/11, passengers on Flight 93 prevented terrorists who had already been given control of the plane from flying it into a building after hearing what had happened to the first three hijacked planes.

To pull off a 9/11-style attack now, literally half the passengers on the plane would have to be terrorists. (At least the airport screeners wouldn't have to worry about confiscating a lot of deodorants.)

I think a planeful of Arabs would attract attention -- except from people who had recently completed a government training program teaching them not to notice anyone's appearance. Not even a group of liberal Democrats flying off to a Renaissance Weekend would stand for that.

The sole objective of airport security post-9/11 has been to accomplish the impossible -- remove all sharp objects from a plane -- in order to prevent an attack that won't ever happen again. (OK -- well, that and finding out what color of lingerie Ann Coulter prefers.)

The plan seems to be to make flying so unpleasant that terrorists -- like the people who write laws about airport security -- will refuse to fly commercial air. On that theory, we could also keep terrorists off planes by forcing passengers to undergo root canal surgery before boarding, making them stand on their heads for an hour, or enacting an "all Whoopi Goldberg in-flight movie" policy.

What stopped last week's terrorist attack was ethnic profiling. We don't know the details of the British intelligence work that nabbed the 24 Muslims because The New York Times has not been able to obtain that classified information and publish it on its front page yet. But it is a fact that you could not catch 24 Muslim terrorists by surveilling everyone in Britain equally.

Without the ethnic profiling going on outside of airports, no security procedure currently permissible inside airports would have prevented a terrorist attack that would have left thousands dead.

Airplanes, ports, bridges, subways and shopping malls cannot ever be sanitized against every type of attack that can be dreamed up by fanatics engaged in asymmetrical warfare. We have to target the fanatics themselves. Baby formula doesn't kill people. Islamic fascists kill people.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: airlinesecurity; ann; annclulter; anncoulter; bunchaclowns; coulter; gummitemployees; gummitsucks; londonairlineplot; nopitsprayneeded4ann; tsa; wot
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To: perfect stranger
Thanks...will rerun in Today's Toons 8/18/06.


61 posted on 08/16/2006 5:06:50 PM PDT by pookie18 ([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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To: ZGuy


I like black ...
62 posted on 08/16/2006 5:12:54 PM PDT by John Lenin
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To: ZGuy
Let's focus on the serious aspects of airplane tactics. We just heard about a woman willing to blow up herself and her baby using explosives in the baby formula. These people have no limits in their culture of death. Next there will be explosives implanted in the human body.

When it requires the full body x-ray imaging of everyone going aboard an airplane it will be time to lay the cards on the table. When air travel is no longer safe because of brainwashed people who can't let live those who don't have their vision thing, then it is time to say, "you have had your day on this planet, and it will now come to an end!" As I have said in earlier posts, These Islamo-facists are like a diseased tree. If the tree bears bad fruit, at first cut the branches that bear the bad fruit. If the tree continues to bear bad fruit, cut the tree and throw it into the fire.
63 posted on 08/16/2006 5:16:42 PM PDT by jonrick46
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To: Theophilus
The sole objective of airport security post-9/11 has been to accomplish the impossible -- remove all sharp objects from a plane

Great article, but wrong on this point. The sole objective was to create lots and lots and lots of government jobs.

I believe that's a secondary objective. The main objective was to make people think something was being done about aircraft security.

64 posted on 08/16/2006 5:20:12 PM PDT by etlib (No creature without tentacles has ever developed true intelligence)
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To: ZGuy
How about we make everybody check baggage and spend all of the money that we're now spending on TSA on making the baggage claim process much more efficient? No one will even want to take their bags on the plane then. Pardon me if I'm making too much sense here?
65 posted on 08/16/2006 5:27:39 PM PDT by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: Aliska
That's part of it, and it is airline personnel who are swiping it.

Someone at Stanstead has been enjoying my wife's watch for a long time now. From before 9-11, when there were fewer excuses for looting and plundering.

66 posted on 08/16/2006 5:31:17 PM PDT by Gorzaloon
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To: ZGuy
And I thought you used the stuff before you left the house, hotel. Maybe you could hang one of those tree things you get at auto parts stores on the air blowing thingy above each seat. Like being in a pine Forest.
67 posted on 08/16/2006 5:38:26 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Red is good)
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To: ZGuy
Judging from my personal experience, they seem to have been focusing on finding explosive devices inside women's brassieres.

Okay, I have to know. Was she wearing the brassiere when they were checking???

68 posted on 08/16/2006 6:04:54 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: dayglored

Damn....You beat me to it.


69 posted on 08/16/2006 6:11:22 PM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Fake but Accurate": NY Times)
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To: Tanniker Smith; SkyPilot
Was she wearing the brassiere when they were checking???
See also THIS thread:
Maybe Women Who Like Touching Women Shouldn't Be Working Airport Security (by Coulter)
Ann Coulter's Website ^ | 17 April 05 | Ann Coulter
Posted on 04/20/2005 9:30:07 AM PDT by SkyPilot

KRISTA SNOOK, who looks exactly like that, seems to enjoy her job doing airport security at the Harrisburg, PA Airport a little too much.

When my rubber-soled Keds failed to set off the magnatometer and give her an excuse to feel me up, she still insisted on a full-body search on the grounds that I had not taken off my rubber-soled Keds the first time through (on what I thought were the sensible grounds that rubber-soled Keds could not possibly set off the magnatometer or conceal a pea). So I went through the magnatometer in barefeet, risking athletes foot and gangrene, which also failed to set off the magnatometer.

But I got a full-body search anyway.

It was like a date with Ted Turner: whether you liked it or not, your clothes were coming off at some point.

Ms. Snook took special care in waving the wand over my barefeet — barefeet! — but then quickly turned to the main issue at hand: the risk of an exploding bra.

The last time I was mauled like that, I at least got a couple of cosmopolitans and a steak first...

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

70 posted on 08/16/2006 6:49:01 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: Theophilus
Great article, but wrong on this point. The sole objective was to create lots and lots and lots of government jobs.

That is close, but not the sole objective. The real key is that every single thing that has been done so far has increased government control. Every single thing. Ann is absolutely correct, that removing swiss army knives from passengers has done nothing to increase security on airplanes. I've been saying since 9/11/01 that it has become impossible to hijack an airplane. The only practical effect of these stupid policies is to impress upon the sheep of this country the overwhelming power of the government to remove any dignity you have somehow retained.

There are plenty of supporters of this mentality even on this forum. It's depressing.

71 posted on 08/16/2006 7:22:49 PM PDT by zeugma (I reject your reality and substitute my own in its place. (http://www.zprc.org/))
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To: zeugma
I've been saying since 9/11/01 that it has become impossible to hijack an airplane.

Exactly. There was an excellent article right after 9/11 titled "End of an Era." The author nailed it, in that terrorists will never hijack another plane because the passengers will become overwhelmed with anger and adrenaline. Even the shoe bomber Richard Reid was taken down by other passengers.

U.S. airline security and screening is a joke.

72 posted on 08/16/2006 7:35:15 PM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (404 Page Error Found)
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To: RonDog
The last time I was mauled like that, I at least got a couple of cosmopolitans and a steak first...

Cosmopolitans an a steak. Got it. Thanks!

73 posted on 08/16/2006 7:55:28 PM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a liberal when I married her.)
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To: RonDog
Indexing RELATED threads:
TERRORISTS WIN: DEODORANT BANNED FROM AIRPLANES
(Ann Coulter Alert!)

  Posted by GMMAC
On News/Activism 08/16/2006 8:03:46 PM PDT · 17 replies · 277+ views


AnnCoulter.com ^ | August 16, 2006 | Ann Coulter
 

[Ann Coulter]
Terrorists Win : Deodorant Banned from Airplanes

  Posted by ZGuy
On News/Activism 08/16/2006 3:34:12 PM PDT · 72 replies · 2,468+ views


Human Events ^ | 8/16/6 | Ann Coulter

74 posted on 08/16/2006 8:23:41 PM PDT by RonDog
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To: gridlock
I'll never tell...

You'll never know...

75 posted on 08/16/2006 8:34:03 PM PDT by Petronski (Living His life abundantly.)
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To: xxyyxx
Trust me, she likes pink.

LOL! NOW, NOW! Lets not go there.

76 posted on 08/16/2006 9:06:37 PM PDT by NoCurrentFreeperByThatName
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To: ZGuy
I hate to disagree with Ann C., but:

1. Any time I've gone through security - and I warrant special attention - I've had a male TSA agent check me (and I'm a man). I've observed the same 'same-sex inspection' policy when women get inspected.

2. I don't think having minimal inspections for non- 'young arabic males' is going to give us security. Check out these two pictures I took in San Francisco Friday:

That little-old-lady (who just happens to support American-killing terrorist scum) looks like she could be in a Norman Rockwell painting! We need to be on-guard against all these idiots, no matter what they look like.

77 posted on 08/16/2006 9:14:43 PM PDT by Yossarian (Everyday, somewhere on the globe, somebody is pushing the frontier of stupidity.)
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To: All
Airplanes, ports, bridges, subways and shopping malls cannot ever be sanitized against every type of attack that can be dreamed up by fanatics engaged in asymmetrical warfare.

Good point, as with the increased difficulty of hijacking aircraft post 9/11. Better not say that too loud around the sheeple, though.

78 posted on 08/16/2006 9:33:50 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("To ride, shoot straight, and speak the truth.")
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To: perfect stranger

You're a pal, stranger.


79 posted on 08/16/2006 9:34:45 PM PDT by AZ_Cowboy ("To ride, shoot straight, and speak the truth.")
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To: Tanniker Smith
Okay, I have to know. Was she wearing the brassiere when they were checking???

Apparently they occasionaly do so.

It occurred to me that fake saline or silicone implants would make great storage locations for binary explosives. A little (very tiny vial) of Novocaine to make extracting it less painfull, and you've got quite a bit of explosives, or nerve gas. Heck you could probably hide C-4 or Semtex that way, but you'd have to pre-implant the detonators, and disguise the protruding wires as part of the bra, although they aren't likely to X-ray the passengers.

80 posted on 08/16/2006 9:55:38 PM PDT by El Gato
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