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[Ann Coulter] Terrorists Win : Deodorant Banned from Airplanes
Human Events ^ | 8/16/6 | Ann Coulter

Posted on 08/16/2006 3:34:12 PM PDT by ZGuy

Last week, British authorities arrested 24 members of a terrorist cell plotting to blow up about a dozen U.S.-bound planes simultaneously. As a result of those arrests, we learned:

Nothing being done by airport security since 9/11 would prevent a bomb from being brought onto an airplane; and

This terrorist plot -- like all other terrorist plots -- was stopped by ethnic profiling.

Last week marked the first official admission that everything government airport screeners have been doing until now is completely pointless -- unless you're an airport security guard with a thing for women's undergarments, in which case it's been highly effective.

As we now know, all the ingredients necessary to blow up an airplane can be carried in small liquid containers. Airport security has not even been looking for small liquid containers. Judging from my personal experience, they seem to have been focusing on finding explosive devices inside women's brassieres.

After five years of submissively complying with bag checks, shoe checks and underwire bra checks, Americans have now been informed that the hell we've been going through at the airports (but which the president and members of Congress do not go through because they refuse to fly commercial air) has been a useless Kabuki theater.

The procedures that have wasted millions of hours of time cannot keep the most basic bomb materials off an airplane. This is like locking your windows to prevent burglaries, while leaving the front door wide open.

Airport security has been using metal detectors to confiscate sharp objects that could be turned into make-shift weapons, which could then be used by terrorists to commandeer control of a plane and fly it into a building.

Except the terrorists can't do that because we've seen that trick before.

After 9/11, airline passengers will never allow a half-dozen terrorists to take control of a plane again. Indeed, on 9/11, passengers on Flight 93 prevented terrorists who had already been given control of the plane from flying it into a building after hearing what had happened to the first three hijacked planes.

To pull off a 9/11-style attack now, literally half the passengers on the plane would have to be terrorists. (At least the airport screeners wouldn't have to worry about confiscating a lot of deodorants.)

I think a planeful of Arabs would attract attention -- except from people who had recently completed a government training program teaching them not to notice anyone's appearance. Not even a group of liberal Democrats flying off to a Renaissance Weekend would stand for that.

The sole objective of airport security post-9/11 has been to accomplish the impossible -- remove all sharp objects from a plane -- in order to prevent an attack that won't ever happen again. (OK -- well, that and finding out what color of lingerie Ann Coulter prefers.)

The plan seems to be to make flying so unpleasant that terrorists -- like the people who write laws about airport security -- will refuse to fly commercial air. On that theory, we could also keep terrorists off planes by forcing passengers to undergo root canal surgery before boarding, making them stand on their heads for an hour, or enacting an "all Whoopi Goldberg in-flight movie" policy.

What stopped last week's terrorist attack was ethnic profiling. We don't know the details of the British intelligence work that nabbed the 24 Muslims because The New York Times has not been able to obtain that classified information and publish it on its front page yet. But it is a fact that you could not catch 24 Muslim terrorists by surveilling everyone in Britain equally.

Without the ethnic profiling going on outside of airports, no security procedure currently permissible inside airports would have prevented a terrorist attack that would have left thousands dead.

Airplanes, ports, bridges, subways and shopping malls cannot ever be sanitized against every type of attack that can be dreamed up by fanatics engaged in asymmetrical warfare. We have to target the fanatics themselves. Baby formula doesn't kill people. Islamic fascists kill people.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: airlinesecurity; ann; annclulter; anncoulter; bunchaclowns; coulter; gummitemployees; gummitsucks; londonairlineplot; nopitsprayneeded4ann; tsa; wot
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1 posted on 08/16/2006 3:34:15 PM PDT by ZGuy
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2 posted on 08/16/2006 3:36:19 PM PDT by Ben Mugged (Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?)
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To: ZGuy
BTTT

Cheers,

knewshound

Latest article; Flooding the Zone; The coming war against Israel

3 posted on 08/16/2006 3:36:37 PM PDT by knews_hound (Driving Liberals nuts since 1975 !)
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To: ZGuy

Now everyone on the plane will smell like them (and the French).


4 posted on 08/16/2006 3:37:08 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats, Euroweenies, and the MSM--the Axis of Appeasement)
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Wow, I'd love to go through Ann's lingerie
5 posted on 08/16/2006 3:39:17 PM PDT by AConnecticutYankee
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To: AConnecticutYankee

Ann's cruel... she never answered the real question here.

What color of lingerie DOES she prefer?


6 posted on 08/16/2006 3:43:22 PM PDT by Ronin (Ut iusta esse, lex noblis severus necesse est.)
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I just knew someone would say that....lol


7 posted on 08/16/2006 3:43:54 PM PDT by TheLion
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details of the British intelligence work that nabbed the 24 Muslims because The New York Times has not been able to obtain that classified information and publish it on its front page yet...

That is what I was thinking.
8 posted on 08/16/2006 3:45:58 PM PDT by carumba (The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Groucho)
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Not one of Ann's best columns, although the titalating thoughts of her and her underwear brought life into an otherwise dull BI session.

O/u = 22

9 posted on 08/16/2006 3:46:51 PM PDT by Michael.SF. (If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?)
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Ann Coulter] Terrorists Win : Deodorant Banned from Airplanes

Air France unaffected.

10 posted on 08/16/2006 3:46:54 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (I'll have the duck with mango salsa.)
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To: AConnecticutYankee

"Wow, I'd love to go through Ann's lingerie"

Beat me to it...


11 posted on 08/16/2006 3:47:57 PM PDT by Felis_irritable
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To: Ben Mugged
Flew from Seattle to Philly Monday. They took my contact lens fluid but left my deoderant.

Flew from Philly to Charleston SC today. They left my new contact lens fluid but took my deoderant

I feel safer...

BTW - Ann wears a black demi-bra and a red thong undies.

That should wind up the Ann pervs fans!!

12 posted on 08/16/2006 3:48:21 PM PDT by llevrok (When you take my gin from my cold, dead hand....)
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"..We don't know the details of the British intelligence work that nabbed the 24 Muslims because The New York Times has not been able to obtain that classified information and publish it on its front page yet.."

SO TRUE. Classic MSM.


13 posted on 08/16/2006 3:49:40 PM PDT by jw777
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I was flying with my sister a couple of years ago. I went through the bag check, checked in as the guy went through her bag. After about 15 minutes of him intently studying her underwear I asked "Find anything interesting?" He looked up and was about to make some smart@ss comment about how important a job he was doing. He then noticed the ~6 other women right in line behind my sister and shoved everything back in.
14 posted on 08/16/2006 3:50:48 PM PDT by MJRitter
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15 posted on 08/16/2006 3:52:01 PM PDT by Mo1 (Bolton- "No one has explained how you negotiate a ceasefire with terrorists")
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To: Ben Mugged

Love it. I've been saying it for YEARS! OBL is laughing in his air-conditioned cave, watching us on CNN!


16 posted on 08/16/2006 3:52:03 PM PDT by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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To: AConnecticutYankee

17 and no picture posted yet. Come on people.


17 posted on 08/16/2006 3:53:11 PM PDT by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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If that's what it takes to take precautions, I'm all for it, but it would be a nuisance.

A lot of people are upset they can't carry their laptops, ipods, cameras and lenses as carry on, maybe not so in the US but in the UK for now.

The way they handle baggage, that is going to scare people away from flying more than the terrorists, Fed ex'ing them ahead is way too expensive and unreliable. They are going to have to buy expensive cases lined with foam for all of it.

The thing that still worries me is airport personnel collaborating with the terrorists to sneak contraband on board, plus they will stick stuff in odd orifices before this is over. Plus that doesn't stop some insider from getting a bomb in the baggage bypassing screening. I don't know what procedures are in place in a scenario such as that.

18 posted on 08/16/2006 3:57:22 PM PDT by Aliska
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To: AConnecticutYankee
I'd love to go through Ann's lingerie.

While she's wearing them.

19 posted on 08/16/2006 3:58:30 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Moderate Bumper Sticker: Bush Lied, Terrorists Died!)
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To: ZGuy
The rules, the rules!


20 posted on 08/16/2006 4:00:21 PM PDT by BullDog108 ("Conservatives believe in God. Liberals think they are God." ---Ann Coulter)
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