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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-1-06....Housecleaning Avoidus
The school of Hard Knocks
| March 1, 2006
| Dolly Howard
Posted on 03/01/2006 5:56:42 AM PST by DollyCali
A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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Ah the joys of cleaning a house
Let me count the ways
../sarcasm
To what shall I compare it? A root canal? A major sunburn on your whole body when you fell asleep for two hours in the tanning table w/o timer? A huge zit on your nose for your senior prom? Liver for your birthday dinner? Looking at pictures of x42? Of sKerry? Or Sheenhan?
I recall the white glove inspections when I was in the Navy. Now a yardstick is the guideline. If you dont understand this, you are to be commended. There is Housework Avoidus
and the chronic condition: Housework Avoiditis. It is really NOT a bad/deadly condition - just a frustrating one.
Now Free Republic has given a new purpose to life & PRIORITIES, hasnt it? Should we put off friendship & being informed & getting involved for
.for Housework ?
I think not.
Free Republic has given so much perspective to me with my homemaking chores. How many days can you go without doing dishes? Then when dishes are gone, dig out the paper plates
when they are gone having take-out? And then when money for take-out is gone, deciding to fast a day or two?
How many pots & pans can you burn up as you forget about the whatever on the stove as you get into one of Howlins live threads, the Tony Snow daily thread? The fun troll thread complete with 35,000 keywords awaits along with Monkey Face, Irish_Thatcherite, & darksheare! Or save toons from Pookie18s daily offerings? At ATRW you get the latest weather & political essay from the Chair & keep up with all the news of your buddies
Of course the Dose must be checked & pictures saved - ohioWfan, Snugs, MJY1288 and others work VERY hard to give us these offerings. HOW INSULTING TO THEM TO PUT vacuuming before them!. At a word of the Day you find the latest poetry from our own Nicknamed Bob.. And of course always a cute kitty pix along the way. PLUS it is educational. Where else will you find a word to use that 95% of the people you know will not know? And of course the one stop place for news is Guchos Operation Phantom Fury
ah, I am salivating now thinking of all the fun awaiting. Clean? Ridiculous!
I personally have destroyed beyond use 9 pans in calendar year 2005. And I am talking about Farberware & GOOD pans
not the el cheapos. I kept them in a box in garage to maybe clean up - eventually. Feb 3 they all went into the garbage. Most had a layer of carbon so thick I could not chisel it off. Remnants of spaghetti sauce, homemade soup, linguine, sautéed onions
. Just a few of the treasures lost forever in the pans innards. Feb 8 they were replaced by a brand new set of gorgeous ,expensive (for me) pans from Sams club. Thus far NON are burned up. Well, that is because thus far NONE have been used.
Even though I have a virus check & many spy ware programs, I am convinced there is some code in my computer that will not allow me to leave even when I try. Rather like a magnet that affixes to my blood stream? I am hoping to solve this & perhaps win a Nobel prize.
Ah to be like The Raven, dog, Paul_Denton, pcottraux and many others - too busy with bachelorhood joys
. single life of fun & games of checking out the gals, in addition to looking for a house, burying dead fish, drawing cartoons --- why on earth clean?
At least THEY have a good excuse.
Pets add another dimension to this task called Housework. Taking the dogs out for potty & then major walks surely is more important than a clean house. The litter & potty centers for cats must be attended to.. Or else. What is or else? From experience. The potty location will change from the litter area to your closet, bathtub, bed, sofa, linen closet, shoes left out (do they ever get put away?). You can have every dish in the house dirty & Mount Laundry(penned from Iowa Granny ) up to the ceiling but heaven help you
CLEAN THE CAT BOX
Some Freepers like Lysie & Hair of the Dog also have horses! My what opportunities they provide (I am guessing) to avoid housework. Need to ride them, groom them, get feed, straw/hay(what do you get) for them. Clean the stalls? Think I would rather do dishes personally.
For those happy home makers & stay at home moms how many excuses can you have for not having a meal ready?
Headaches -- For 9 weeks?
Broken stove -- unplug it or throw the circuit breaker
cut hand? -- until someone demands to see what is under the Band-Aid!
Devoted day to prayer & meditation
might work.
How many excuses can you have for no clean underwear & towels for your gang?
Headaches? See above
Broken washer/drier? See above
Allergy to soaps
you can milk this one with practice.
Students like Tuliptree76, ilovew; apackof2; jemian;s terror.. School work MUST come before cleaning forgoodnesssakes.
Vacuuming & dusting are some interesting tasks.. Boring as all get out & disgusting but interesting. How so ? Well, the challenges are mammoth in the DollyCali household. In the garage now are 9 vacuum cleaners all NOT working. ALL FAIRLY NEW.. What is wrong? Who knows.
Stuff that can be fixed - sometimes easily & sometimes not: STUCK items in various portions of the mechanism, broken rubber thingie, full bag/container.
Yes. It would be good to take the vacuum back.. BUT you need the receipt. HA! And of course you never sent in the warranty.. THIS ONE FOR SURE WONT BREAK.
A few of the broken sweepers are the result of me taking them apart to fix them. Of course when I put them together they have extra parts. So the sweeper & extra parts go in a box.
With this many sweepers you would NOT believe the accessories collection I have. Have not a clue what goes to what. They are all in one of these mammoth plastic bins. All perspective husbands (called dates) are asked if they can fix a vacuum sweeper. Answers are noted.
Housework interruptus - now this is when you are really into shoveling a path and some doggone thing stops you. Like the sound from your computer when you get a ping or Freepmail. Well, while you are there, you might as well check latest articles, latest posts & email. Well then maybe check into your blog and then back to your favorite daily threads.
Or the phone rings.. Of course you did sign up for the do not call list but you would much rather chat with the nice telemarketer than clean. Oh.. And then there is the going to mail box, for newspaper etc.. on the way you pull a few weeds. Three hours later you are hungry & sore & tired. Hungry.. No dishes, go out to eat.. While out,. find other diversions. There is always tomorrow donchaknow.
Anyone have a Repair Container. Now this is the little(or big) box, bin, container that you put things that need a button, hem repair, seam redo.. Etc. You get the idea. Mine is pretty big as I have kept it since I was married in 1968. (and not repaired anything) . Now & then it gets weeded away. ALL the socks & underwear eventually went to the dust bin (you know that one that you use to dust).. My dust rag container however never gets touched. That is what cats are for! Dusting!
January 4 of this year.. I was in a clean up mood. I didnt clean house but threw away most of the dust rags & the major contents of the repair box. Actually lined boxes in garage for feral cats with them. Used a few weeks & then tossed & replaced with more. Golly, why didnt I think of this sooner.
Interesting fact is the NEXT day - January 5 - I got my first cold in years (decades) .. The blessed thing lasted 3 weeks! Think I am going to succumb to a clean up mood again? Fergettaboutit.
Housework disappearus - I am still working on this one.. But my best ideas is to move into a perfect home & then live in a hotel. Things that can help with this is to stop cooking, doing laundry, sell the kids, give away the pets & end all hobbies that involve more than reading a book. My favorite show in bygone years was I Dream of Jeannie
ah to wiggle my nose & have a clean house (not to mention LOOK like her!) Anyone with ideas along this line are welcome to contribute.
Well, it is now time for bed.. Now where is that bed anyway? Must be in this room somewhere..
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KEYWORDS: freepers; freeping; fun; housecleaning; satire
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posted on
03/01/2006 5:56:46 AM PST
by
DollyCali
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; JustAmy; The Mayor; ...
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:01:10 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
Love it!
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:06:37 AM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: DollyCali
I have heard that if the doorbell rings and your house is messy you should answer the door with a broom in one hand and a dusting rag in the other. Works like a charm! LOL
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:07:51 AM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: alisasny
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:10:31 AM PST
by
Dog
To: DollyCali
LOL...Funny...
Another excuse, I can't clean. My mil follows me around like a lost puppy.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:11:16 AM PST
by
lysie
To: All
May the Lord of great love and of creation keep the men and women of our military in His loving and eternal care. May the families be immersed with peace and comfort as they proudly know their loved ones are giving their best for the things that are dear to all of us. AMEN
Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Mama_Bear; Dutchess; The Mayor; GodBlessUSA; DollyCali, and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nations leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.
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severa............husband, brother Maigrey............................cousin mystery-ak.............son, husband Gogrammy...................grandson Inspectorette.......................son Blessed American..........nephew Slip18..........................nephew Diver Dave.......niece, nephew ConspiracyGuy........2 nephews Pippin............niece's husband sneakers..............................son weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw jamaly.................brotherinlaw Future Snake Eater..........cousin WaterDragon.............grandson WaterDragon...........son-in-law BeforeISleep...................son kimmie7......................brother Armymarinemom............3 sons american_ranger.............son LadyX.........................grandson fawn796.......................nephew ValerieUSA....................2 sons Lakeside........................2 sons LakeLady......................nephew Spruce.........................daughter Leofl......................................son chena......................................son Hope and Glory..................son Philman_36..............2 nephews bjcintennessee.......son, niece TheMayor...............friends'son homeschoolmama...........nephew ariamne...................2 cousins mhking.........................cousin visualops..........................cousin auboy.............................cousin Ladysmith..nephew, friend's son tina07......soninlaw & his friend MontanaCowgirlCop.......brother Misty4jc........................husband Colorado Slim................nephew Tapatio....................2 nephews ProudAFDad............................son Alouette................................son Katydidnt..............................son Q6-God...................twin brother Q6-God.....................active duty Warrior Nurse...........active duty SK1 Thurman...........active duty David Osborne.........active duty fc2tomschermuly......active duty bkwells....................active duty LongCut....................active duty cjk...........................active duty Trish.........................active duty ODC-GIRL.................active duty AF_Blue...................active duty Notwithstanding.......active duty thumperusn..............active duty Veloxherc.................active duty Don Simmons...........active duty wingnutx...................active duty Old Sarge.................active duty CGblue.....................active duty bigghurtt...................active duty frankiep....................active duty veeceeque................active duty JRios1968...............active duty NoLongerFreeState....active duty wolf creek
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.son mrs tiggywinkle............cousin cyber ant
...nephew Earthdweller..
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.son Donaeus...........................nephew dixie sass........................nephew BeAllYouCanBe........................son Repubmommy........................brother AgThorn................................2 sons kneezles.................................son RoseinRoseBear.....cousin's hubby Atomic Conspiracy......half-brother Atomic Conspiracy...........nephew Atomic Conspiracy..............niece Sunflowergal....................grandson DollyCali
.AdvtTeamBud JohnM mrstank..............................husband MrsMike31........................husband Rose0508.
.son spotbust1............................husband campfollower............................fiance LUV W........................................son painter...................................nephew Bykrbayb........................................son SilentServiceCPOWife........husband Walkenfree................2 grandsons Walkenfree.................. 3 nephews Walkenfree..................granddaughter Zechariah_8_13.......brother-in-law Zechariah_8_13.......................cousin DirtyHarryY2K......................daughter DirtyHarryY2K................son-in-law nelibeli...................................nephew Skimask.....................................son El Gato...............................nephew Palladin...............................grandson MississippyMuddy...................sister MississippyMuddy.....2 nephews Kramster...............................stepson gonzo.........................friend's son Socratic.............................nephew LoneRedRanger......brother-in-law Jemian...................................son freema....................nephew, son Azbushgal..............................son PreviouslyA-Lurker...........brother kimmykay.................................son right2parent..............................son NavySEAL F-16........................son Ike............................................son Skyraider.......... Son CMS............. active duty. Jen's Mom.....................daughter Meg33...........................grandson 911angelady.....................2 Sons JFC
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:11:31 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: StarCMC
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:11:48 AM PST
by
lysie
To: Dog
yes! or annomian works too
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:12:29 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
Good morning and thanks for the ping, Dolly
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:13:31 AM PST
by
indcons
(Beware of muslims bearing gifts (apologies to Homer))
To: lysie; Neets; Dog
I had a whole section on "this one"...but was too long already & cut it... but I think I will do a sep thread on it... and some of you will be invited to contribute... The joys of the sandwich generation...game?
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:14:23 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: StarCMC
my door bell rarely rings.. the dogs don't let anyone on the property normally. BUT will keep that in mind. HA.
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:17:01 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
I need to do the laundry and some paperwork..but I've been busy resizing my pictures so I won't slow down a thread..I keep my priorities straight!
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:18:11 AM PST
by
MEG33
(GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
To: ST.LOUIE1; Billie; dutchess; DollyCali; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Aquamarine; JustAmy; deadhead; ...
March 1, 2006
Security
You shall hide them in the secret place of Your presence. Psalm 31:20
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A primary school in Japan is testing a system to improve the security of students and also give their parents peace of mind. A radio frequency identification tag carried by each student sends a signal to receivers at school gates, and a computer shows when each student enters or leaves. The system can automatically send an e-mail to notify parents that their children have arrived at school or left for home. In cities where children often commute long distances to school, the system has received high marks from parents, and the kids think it's cool.
In a dangerous world, it's good to remember that our ultimate safety and protection lie in God's hands. David recalled a time when he felt completely cut off from the Lord's help. But he learned that even in desperate situations, God would hide those who fear Him "in the secret place of [His] presence; . . . [He] shall keep them secretly in a pavilion" (Psalm 31:20).
God always knows where we are. There is no place where He does not see our need and hear our cry. "You heard the voice of my supplications when I cried out to You" (v.22).
"Be of good courage," the psalmist concluded, "and He shall strengthen your heart, all you who hope in the Lord" (v.24). David McCasland
Our strength and hope is in the Lord
We rest secure in His sure Word;
And though we're tempted to despair,
We know we're kept within His care. D. De Haan
No one is more secure than the one who is held in God's hands.
FOR FURTHER STUDY
God Our Father
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:20:14 AM PST
by
The Mayor
( Check out my site http://www.rusthompson.com/HomeImprovementandRemodelingTips.html)
To: MEG33
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:24:19 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: MEG33
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:25:10 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
Add me to your family members on active duty list--brother-in-law.
To: indcons
morning back to you! Dog walk at 11 with friend and his dogs.. should feed mom first...
sigh
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:26:03 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: Chairman_December_19th_Society; dutchess; GodBlessUSA; Mama_Bear; Billie; JustAmy; The Mayor
Will add you chair to the list & pinging other host/hostess who post the Finest. You know here at the Finest we are very proud & grateful for his service to our country.
Chairman_December_19th_Society ......brother-in-law
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:28:11 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: apackof2; NicknamedBob; Iowa Granny; Gucho; lysie; Dog; Chairman_December_19th_Society; pookie18; ..
your screenname &/or thread was used today here at the Finest...of course in a good way (I hope you agree)
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posted on
03/01/2006 6:41:39 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
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