DFU SONG: If (Bwahahahaha....if Cheney runs, Helen Thomas will kill herself....run, Dick, run)

DFU SONGS | 7-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/6987/midi.html
MIDI - IF

If Dick Cheney runs for president, I think that you will see
Me hanging from a tree...it is the end of me

We cannot have one more liar, when will this regime be done
At the next setting sun, I'll end it with a gun

So please, oh please, you've got to stop him now
Or you will have one more dead cow

If they hear my plea to bring Old Sparky from retirement
Through my head watch juice sent...it would be some event

A suppository laced with poison, that might show some class
I could do that, alas...and stick it in my (fill in a one syllable rhyming word here)

So please, oh please, you've got to stop him now
You will regret the death of this old cow

[DiscoJohn]

If Cheney runs, Helen will die
A woman who has left her mark
But I respect her wish, let me be the one
To drive her to Ft. Marcy Park

[rantblogger]

[doug from upland]

Thanks for sharing that. Everyone, click on the picture to order Helen Thomas suicide clothing.

[lotsaguns]

The teddy bear is cute, mwheh.