[Rightly Biased]

I wonder if this mans "Cows" have some of those emotions?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1351856/posts


Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) -- A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.

Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Go to the other thread its a "moot"

[sgtbono2002]

You beat me to it. The guy should be forced to marry the cow he had sex with after all trifling with the emotions of a cow is serious business.

All kidding aside this guy is no sicker than any fruit who want sex with the same gender.

[infidel29]

I was wondering about the combination of these stories. Since cows have memory and complex thoughts as well as emotions, the man could claim that "cows are just like people so I really didn't have sex with an animal." Since he had sex with calfs actually, young cows, is this considered "quadra-pedophelia?"

In an effort to quell the obvious cries from PETA, the supreme court should immediately rule that 'since it would be too difficult to criminalize people eating cows, in an effort to show fairness, it is legal for cows, in turn, to eat people.' They may purchase land in in order to herd the people, and contract out with any fast food chain to sell their product. Since they're so smart, they shouldn't have any trouble starting such a bold venture. It is also illegal for anyone to show outward bias or racist behavior against the cows since they are the newest minority group and protected under the civil rights amendments. They are also now eligible for welfare and other forms of government assistance as well as Socialist Security. This will of course add a new burden to the system thus accentuating the need for reforms in the system. "Cow" and "Heiffer" are now considered to be racial slurs and politically incorrect. They shall now be referred to as "uddered-Americans" or "Bovine-American."

sorry, I kind of went off there.