Posted on 10/22/2004 1:08:37 PM PDT by Red Badger
Ann Coulter's Pie Assailants Conservative author survives creamy stage-left attack OCTOBER 22--Meet Phillip Edgar Smith and William Zachary Wolff. The Tucson men, both 24, were arrested last night after throwing cream pies at author Ann Coulter during her speech at the University of Arizona. One pie connected with the conservative commentator's shoulder. Smith, a UA student, and Wolff were charged with criminal damage, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct and assault. The felony charge resulted from damage to a backdrop that school officials estimated at $3000. The pie provocateurs were booked into the Pima County Adult Detention Center--where the below mug shots were snapped--and scheduled for a court appearance today. If you're wondering about the sheets Smith and Wolff are wearing, they're not Bedouins. As a courtesy, the Pima jailers use them to cover the lockup's standard-issue orange jumpsuits. (1 page)
I'm hoping it is their (alleged) third strike.
Look at the guy on the far right and the guy in the righthand mug shot
They are being charged with assault.
Ann was saying that these two 'alleged males' would have the opportunity to expolore their feelings about gay marriage while in jail.
Your post was satire. I'm sure. Yes. That's it.
Their names are now GOOGLE-ABLE.......Try your own sometime, just for fun. You might be surprised at what you find.......
Looks like you're right---my mistake. I love the fact that the only felony these queens are being hit with resulted from staining a curtain.
You'll get your chance on Nov 2, just after Bush is declared victor. When the DUmmies start rioting, I start cracking heads.
Go directly to Jail
Do not pass Go
Do not collect $200
You betcha!
But to be honest, I didn't join the NRA just so I could get into fistfights. ;-)
> all im saying is this is blown way out of proportion
Not at all. This has become a common prank, and not just
aimed at political figures. To discourage it, when the
perps are caught, they initially get the book thrown at
them, if only to get a quick/cheap plea bargain for a
lesser punishment. The actual final outcome is always
less severe.
Unless there are some sinister aspects to what they did,
restitution and an apology are all that will be
forthcoming at this point; however ...
Being marked for life on the internet is a pretty severe
sentence, and one for which there is no appeal. These
two clowns have done some serious damage to their lives,
even if no further action is taken.
LOL. What part of 'internet bluster' don't you understand?
funnyFreeper NBS!
on all pix wolff looks like he has a pasted on nose
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