DFU SONG: If I Fell (Kerry falls, calls SS agent SOB)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 3-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://tinpan.fortunecity.com/vanishing/958/midi.htm

MIDI - IF I FELL - click on Beatles, then click on first version

If I fell down on the slopes...would some fans then give up hope
Would they not hear my pitch
I must come up with a plan...I will blame the SS man
That son of a *itch

I fell six times on my rear...down in the snow
But there was no camera near...nobody needs to know

I was having such a ball...it made me high
I proclaimed I do not fall...that was a lie
But then...I know how to fabricate...so well
You want me to tell it straight? Go to hell

First, I placed the blame on me...but then I thought
I can switch it easily...that story will be bought

I was having such a ball...it made me high
I proclaimed I do not fall...that was a lie
But then...I know how to fabricate...so well
You want me to tell it straight? Go to hell

So the fault's not mine, it's his...you don't agree?
Well, it's really not your biz...you must be GOP
Yes, you must be GOP

[Callahan]

I was kind of disappointed when I heard Kerry called him an "SOB." I always pictured him sniffing "F'n peasant."

[The Grim Freeper]

Pritty witty.

[Sola Veritas]

I wished the law didn't require us taxpayer to provide Mr. Fifty-Seven varieties of dumb with Secret Service protection. Let him pay for his own. Obviously, he cares more about his "image" than in the tough job the SS has to do to protect the fool.

If he can't deal with the SS presence then he has no business being president.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

ROFL!!

[joesnuffy]

Kerry with his self reporting ski finese is about as accurate as his self reporting 'medals for valor'
Reminds me of Slick Willies golf game...lying cheating all part of a good game....liberal style

[doug from upland]

Drudge story -- CLICK.

[doug from upland]

ABC STORY

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[dutchess]

LOL....thanks for the ping. But the song dates me...I didn't even need to click on the midi to sing it. Thanks Doug!

[dutchess]

P.S. Plus you captured Kerry's personality to a T!

[doug from upland]

It dates me too. Have mom and dad realized that Kerry is a total phony and they need to vote for Dubya?

[dutchess]

Have mom and dad realized that Kerry is a total phony and they need to vote for Dubya?

While dad is doing well considering (he'll be 82 and was diagnosed with early Alzheimers)...he really has lost interest in politics...BUT he is still active and positive in daily life...doing a little golf, playing "souse chef" for mom...He won't drive anymore...but by choice.

Mom has kind of liked Kerry and saw some show on his wife and thought she is very cool. YIKES! I think some of her lifelong teacher friends (most never married and are lifelong diehard dems and think GWB is the devil personified) influence her thinking. She admits they are jaded in their thoughts...but she always qualified that with I am equally jaded the other way. So...I just won't talk politics with her anymore. Actually she kept asking my opinion of Teresa Heinz the other day....I said she sounded like a lovely person plus I love her catsup! (which I hate to admit I do....Hunts just doesn't make it for me....change really is hard :o)

I think when all is said and done she'll vote for GWB...especially after his outstanding performance today. WOW!!!!! Anyway...thanks for asking.