DFU SONG: Fly Me to the Moon (Hillary -- gag me with a spoon)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

To Hillary's right is a soldier sending us a stealth message. He does not want to be there.

MIDI - FLY ME TO THE MOON

Gag me with a spoon...they made me sit by Hillary
Why is something this atrocious happening happening to me
In other words...go away...in other words...what a bad day

All the brass has warned us that we've got to treat her nice
Otherwise they're gonna make us clean the grease trap twice

In others words...go away...in others...what a day

(musical break - you can advance to 1:44)

Gag me with a spoon...it's really more that I can take
Unlike any Muslim torture...this could make be break
In other words...go away...in other words...what a bad day

We don't want her here...it should be evident to all
We don't shirk from duty, but it's way beyond the call

In others words...go away...in others...what a day

[doug from upland]

You inspired this song HERE.

[P-Marlowe]

Awesome. Thanks Doug. You're the Best.

[Frank_2001]

LOL!!!:)

[BenLurkin]

What an expression of H.R. Clintoon's face!

Seems she can't believe this poor G.I. on her right is doing his best to not be seen with her.

Is she a psycho or what?

[WorkingClassFilth]

As usual, hillarious! I know that you have enjoyed her highness' recent discomfiture as much as I have. I would have loved to have been in her first alone moments with her staff after hearing of Bush's arrival. May I suggest your next ditty could be 'Fly Within the Room' sung to the tune of 'Fly Me to the Moon?'

[doug from upland]

How is this for a room song == IN MY ROOM

[WorkingClassFilth]

Top choice! I often wonder about the thoughts and private conversations of those that have to protect this ambulatory piece of excrement.

A friend of mine visited Washington during the reign of Krinton and toured the Whitehouse. At some point, he stood outside the portico where the vehicles come and go. Like a good midwesterner, he asked the guard if this was the place they show in clips where the limos pull up. The guard replied that the "big" man had just left and he missed the show. My friend replied that that was OK, he really didn't care much for Krinton. The guard replied that, yes, he was correct - he really didn't miss much of anything at all.

[Justice]

[karen999]

Ha-ha....the caption on the Hillery picture should
be "who farted?"

[clee1]

Had I been the fellow next to her, I'd have said a few CHOICE profane and vulgar words to that walking POS; then cheerfully and with a smile on my face served whatever punishment was handed down by the chicken-shiz brass.

[SAMWolf]

LOL! Great job on this one.

[Chu Gary]

No doubt they put out a verbal msg to the homosexual underground that they needed some volunteers to sit with Hillary for photo-ops. I mean, really, would any sane individual CHOOSE to sit with that vicious hog?

[Skybird]

Fly Me To The Moon . . . On Hilliary's Wide Body Brrrroooooom . . .

[Skybird]

The soldier with the spoon...either he doesn't want to be there or is trying to induce the gag reflex response!!