To: Grando Calrissian
Brian: Hola! Um...me, me llamo es Brian. Ahh, uh, um lets see, uh, nosotros queremos ir con ustedes.
Mexican: Hey, that was pretty good! But actually when you said, "Me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es." Just, "Me llamo Brian."
Brian{relieved}: Oh, you speak English!
Mexican: No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian{confused}: You...you're kidding right?
Mexican: Que?
To: College Repub
From an NRA Commercial:
"Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do."
To: College Repub
Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
Lois: (giggles)
Peter: Lois! You've got a sick mind!
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh! I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.
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