Hillary Clinton needs to do these 3 things right now to save her campaign

CNBC ^ | September 19, 2016 | Jake Novak

[freedomlover]

“With the polls continuing to show a decided trend in Donald Trump’s favor”

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Writing that line must have felt to the author like it was written from their own blood.

[RayChuang88]

That's if she can do any of the three in the first place....

[outofsalt]

Hillary will hold fundraisers. It’s what she does.

[ClearCase_guy]

It’s all over now, baby blue.

[T-Bone Texan]

She murders people
Call me old fashioned, but hey:
That's a deal beaker

[airborne]

More proof (as if you needed it) that Trump is correct regarding the one sided media and it’s job as the propaganda wing of the DNC.

[jughandle]

Gun control, Hillary...GUN CONTROL!! The time is right...it’s a winner!

[chajin]

Giving Trump a hug at the first debate would only bring back the memory of Rick Lazio supposedly invading her space. Also, the TV audience would immediately look to her right hand to see if it had a shiv.

[Rodm]

Hill : Oh, You don’t expected me to mingle among the disgusting little people do you?

[Diogenesis]

Hillary should seize the moment and
parade with Comey and his brother and al Qaeda
and Huma and LET IT ALL OUT.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

# 1. Don’t have a coughing fit during the debate.

# 2. Don’t fall over during the debate.

# 3. Don’t get too drunk before the debate.

[11th_VA]

#HillaryStickFork - can’t wait to see that one ...

[T-Bone Texan]

Seppeku has a thing
Totally devoid of in Hill
A thing called "honor"

[Snickering Hound]

[Meet the New Boss]

Hillary Clinton needs to do these 3 things right now to save her campaign:

1. Become an African-American (see Rachel Dolezal)
2. Triple her Parkinson’s medication
3. Shut down the Internet

[Voluntaryist]

I totally agree!!! It would be perceived as Trump giving her a hug, but yeah that was number three in this story lol

[T-Bone Texan]

Hill'ry must maintain
Level of booze in system
Water counters that

[Rinnwald]

LOLZ I just stole your joke!

[Hostage]

> “... a candidate who was once seen as a shoo-in winner ...”

There’s the whole problem right there; a problem of believing that fantasy is reality.

Jake Novak should get his résumé updated and start looking for a job in social media after taking a courses in philosophy and statistics. Only then, will he have a chance to climb out of the pit of media morons that he has fallen into, or perhaps jumped into.

[Yaelle]

1. With the new Reddit evidence she had intent to destroy her emails, she needs to have Comey “put down.”

2. Declare people with epilepsy a protected minority and have another seizure on camera, insist that people with epilepsy can handle the presidency as well as “still people.”

3. Have Donald Trump and all of his adult children commit suicide with several gunshots to the backs of their heads. They have been so depressed lately....

Then she will win.