Hillary Clinton needs to do these 3 things right now to save her campaign

CNBC ^ | September 19, 2016 | Jake Novak

[2ndDivisionVet]

Flailing.

[Pollard]

But it’s too late baby now it’s too late......

[Voluntaryist]

Wew!! Give Trump a hug...

[T-Bone Texan]

What do you call Hillary Clinton standing in a field of lettuce?

A: Seizure salad.

[LostInBayport]

The party’s over...

[butlerweave]

Power Nap

[Donglalinger]

Hillary can’t walk ten feet without a handrail and you want her to walk the streets?

[needmorePaine]

It's way past time for Clinton to get out from behind the podium and walk among the crowds at events where people are gathering for reasons other than an arranged campaign happening. I'm talking about maybe visiting a college football tailgate area...

Can you imagine?

[T-Bone Texan]

A haiku:

She flops all about
Uncontrollably writhing
Huma likes those moves

[IYAS9YAS]

1) Accept the facts

Ha. That's like handing a junkie a loaded syringe and saying "Don't shoot up" and expecting them not to shoot up. Just ain't gonna happen.

2) Get out in the streets

What? On a Rascal?

[Cicero]

Well, if she needs to do those three things, first she needs to do one more: Cease being Hillary Clinton.

[Scooter100]

Hillary Clinton needs to do these 3 things right now to save her campaign

a. Drink lots of water so she won’t be dehydrated and falling down all the time.
b. Wear lace-up boots that won’t come off when she sprints from venue to venue.
c. Clean the ear wax out of her ear-buds so she can understand instructions.

[NorthMountain]

Seppuku, Hillary.

It’s the only way.

[Col Frank Slade]

Hillary will hit the streets.

Face down.

[NorthMountain]

you want her to walk the streets?

Hildebeeste as a streetwalker is an absolutely frightening thought.

[petercooper]

Stick. Fork.

[Rufus Shinra]

With all the problems facing this country, and the author suggests Hillary gives Trump a hug before the debates. This is the same weak, limp responses our politicians have to terrorism, and it doesn’t work.

[eaglestar]

2) Get Out In The Streets

Have you seen her trying to walk down the street lately? It’s painful to watch.

[maro]

Acctually, I think it would be a mistake for Hillary to hug Trump. So much of her campaign is based on painting Trump as evil or racist. Hugging him would undo weeks of work.

[Mr. K]

The only problem with #2 (get out in the public) is that her majesty hates the actual public AND they feel the same way.

The more she goes out in public, the more people displike her.

That is a phenomenon that actully has a name called “The Dick Morris Rule” after the man who first proposed it.