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Comedian Lewis Black Wants Cruz-Palin Ticket
Talk Radio News Service ^ | April 14, 2014 | Ed Zuckerman

Posted on 04/14/2014 3:59:07 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

Lewis Black injected a bit of his signature brand of humor into the current political discourse on Monday, calling socialism “enforced Christianity” and telling anyone that calls Obama a socialist that “you’ve got to be out of your goddamn mind.”

The comedian, playwright and Daily Show fixture, speaking at the National Press Club in Washington DC, went on to lampoon Republican attacks on the federal government and the role they ascribe to “entrepreneurs” in the American economy.

“To say it’s all going to come from the private sector is truly psychotic,” Black said.

Asked about his preferred candidates for the 2016 election, Black paused before settling on a Ted Cruz and Sarah Palin ticket.

It wouldn’t be fun to live through but “I could sell out stadiums,” Black said.

Reflecting on his time doing USO shows for American troops in Iraq and Afghanistan, Black said America has a “big bill coming from the military” after the two wars. “You’re gonna have to pay up.”

“If every American sacrificed 10 percent” of what American troops have in Iraq and Afghanistan,” Black said, “We would have no problems in this country today.”


TOPICS: Issues; Parties
KEYWORDS: 2016; afghanistan; cruz; iraq; lewisblack; military; obamanotasocialist; palin; sarahpalin; tedcruz
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I guess he thinks that (a) they'd be easy to beat or (b) it'd be "Dubya" all over again, as far as comedy is concerned.
1 posted on 04/14/2014 3:59:07 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Lewis Black is a big state Statist Control Freak who thinks he is more intelligent than the rest of us “Hicks” that is gives him the right to tell others how to live their lives.


2 posted on 04/14/2014 4:03:49 PM PDT by GraceG
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the 47% who actually pay taxes pay far more than 10% .

now if everyone who pays nothing would pay at least 10%, we could negotiate from there.


3 posted on 04/14/2014 4:05:02 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad and lived with his parents .)
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“To say it’s all going to come from the private sector is truly psychotic,” Black said.

And to think it's Richard Lewis that uses the "I need therapy" schtick.

4 posted on 04/14/2014 4:06:04 PM PDT by Fledermaus (I support Joe Carr in the TN GOP Primary against Lamar!)
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He’s okay but he tries to hard. I get that he is playing the “very angry” stand up character but sometimes it comes off as really forced.

If socialism is “enforced christianity” what is “enforced Judaism” ?


5 posted on 04/14/2014 4:06:29 PM PDT by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I’ll admit I have found some of his stuff hilarious, but I’ve never been enamored with his politics.
I do agree with him, though, on the pubbie ticket for 2016. Cruz/Palin or Palin/Cruz, either way, I’m in.


6 posted on 04/14/2014 4:07:26 PM PDT by PubliusMM (RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion. 01-20-2016; I pray we make it that long.)
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To: TurboZamboni

Why can we never tie the Liberals down with this one simple question...

“What percentage of the sweat from one’s brow is too much to be giving to the government?”

What is the fundamental percentage of taxes that is “TOO MUCH”? What Number is too much, what percentage?

They will never answer this question because even 100% is not enough in some special cases they can dream up....


7 posted on 04/14/2014 4:08:02 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Libtards are all fond of nature. We should do like the Serengeti Plain. The slow get eaten... I don’t recall a SNAP program for gazelles.


8 posted on 04/14/2014 4:08:49 PM PDT by wastoute (Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
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I have found Black to be about as funny as a cockroach crawling up my leg. No wait at least the cockroach might tickle me.


9 posted on 04/14/2014 4:10:59 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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NOT Cruz/Palin!!!

Palin/Cruz

Sarah’s earned it. Ted’s a great guy, but Sarah has been pulling the heavy weight for 8 years.


10 posted on 04/14/2014 4:16:34 PM PDT by RedStateRocker (Nuke Mecca, deport all illegal aliens, abolish the IRS, DEA and ATF.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Um, OK. Let's do that.


11 posted on 04/14/2014 4:17:49 PM PDT by so_real ( "The Congress of the United States recommends and approves the Holy Bible for use in all schools.")
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[ “To say it’s all going to come from the private sector is truly psychotic,” Black said. ]

The whole argument that the “Conservatives” think that it ALL came from the private sector is the biggest lie and straw man that was ever constructed by the lie-berals.

What Conservatives DO think is that MOST of it came from the Private Sector. MOST is different from ALL. The remainder comes a LOT from LOCAL governments and then STATE governments, then FEDERAL government.

The Lie-berals take that small percentage and propagandize it to make it MOST or ALL when it is most certainly SOME to a LITTLE...

Lewis Black is making a complete Strawman when it comes to trying to make people think that the Conservative Movement supposedly thinks that it ALL comes from the private sector.

Conservatives do know as a fact that without FedGov we would be speaking German and that would be a major crimp on business and things like freedom, the bad thing is now days FedGov is screwing with the citizen instead of protecting the country like what they are supposed to be doing and ignoring the silent invasion coming “from the shadows” ....

A bunch of voting drones who will speak another language and thusly be easily manipulated by the elite at the top will easily vote in the sort of regime that started starving/shipping people to their doom. The same sorta of regime that we fought against 70 some years ago...


12 posted on 04/14/2014 4:18:23 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

This guy’s act is funny for the first minute or so. Twenty years later, he’s about as annoying as it gets.

Maybe “political” comedy is the way to go. He doesn’t even TRY! Yet he makes big $$$. Same for Maher. What a racket.


13 posted on 04/14/2014 4:18:41 PM PDT by Forgotten Amendments (On the wrong side of history.)
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It wouldn’t be fun to live through but “I could sell out stadiums,” Black said.

Who's the psycho? I've never heard of this moron.

14 posted on 04/14/2014 4:19:41 PM PDT by skeeter
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I give this guy the same amount of credibility I give my stool sample, actually wait, I take that back, I value my stool sample’s opinion more


15 posted on 04/14/2014 4:22:13 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Well if he thinks that Christianity equals socialism he obviously understand neither, but then I'm hardly shocked. I've known plenty of liberal arts majors who have said with a perfectly strait face that the sermon on the mount we really just the communist manifesto.

That being said I could completely get behind that ticket.

16 posted on 04/14/2014 4:31:32 PM PDT by Durus (You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. Ayn Rand)
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I wish this brain dead, unfunny, piece of leftist crud gets his wish

I would love to call them President and Veep. I haven’t been able call anyone president since January 09.


17 posted on 04/14/2014 4:38:21 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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[ Well if he thinks that Christianity equals socialism he obviously understand neither ]

I dunno, the last time I went to church the ushers pointed guns at me to put my dollar in the offering plate....

(obvious sarcasm there)


18 posted on 04/14/2014 4:42:25 PM PDT by GraceG
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To: Mastador1

Well said, I feel the same way about Lewis Black. He spews anger and hatred and how anyone can find any humor in him is amazing to me.


19 posted on 04/14/2014 4:49:34 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: GraceG

He is a certified ass hat. Nothing funny about his hate.


20 posted on 04/14/2014 4:56:13 PM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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