The (unfinished) Ballad of Al Gore

God Bless Our Veterans | Nov. 11, 2001 | Me

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

The (unfinished) Ballad of Al Gore
(Sung to the tune of the "Ballad of Lizzy Borden")

(Refrain)
Democrats, Gore party hacks,
Gave the ballots forty whacks.
When the votes were not for Gore,
Gave the ballots forty more.

Dem-paid packs and roving bands,
Traveled into foreign lands,
Prisons, nursing homes and schools,
Scaring seniors, kids, and fools.

Shouting, "Bush will hold us back,
Starve the poor, enslave the Black.
Poison water, land and skies,"
Spreading terror, hate and lies.

(refrain)

Gore then called on Telequest,
said, "Stir up a hornet's nest!
Democrats with little care,
Poked their ballots anywhere."

"Call on Jackson," hollered Gore.
"That 'racist' lie has worked before."
"Call the trial lawyers, too,
We own the courts, we'll sue, sue, sue!"

(refrain)

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Please add your own lyrics. Stanzas are missing for the tossed military ballots, the AFL/CIO USSC rent-a-mob, the FSC, VNS, and the never-ending effort by the American media to push a ludicrous revision of history on our nation at war when the current Commander-in-Chief is brave beyond their understanding.

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Our patriotic media chose the Monday we celebrate Veterans' Day to inform all us stupid American citizens that they've decided that Al Gore won the election, according to Drudge. While I'm beyond disgusted with the whole lot of 'em, and this little tribute is no substitute for a kick where it counts...feel free to add your own lyrics, rant, enlighten the press. (^:

[summer]

I think you gave a knock-out punch, RC. :)

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Thanks, summer. I hoped to bury this some time ago, but the RATS are persistent....but we are stronger (the truth will set you free, Dems., try it).

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

There are over 600 versions of the song "Annie Laurie" on record. Local folks brought it to America and wrote new verses over the generations to reflect their own lives.

If anyone has a personal story/observation from election 2000 to add to the record, please do. If the Dems. think to beat us down in small measures with deception and spin, they don't know Freepers.

I wanted to post this under humor, but truly this is war.

[Cultural Jihad]

BTTT

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Thought you might enjoy this. Feel free to add your own newfound Al insights. Your class is going be a real pain, now. If you need more help with info/research, please ask. (^:

[Outraged]

bump

[glc1173@aol.com]

"Feel free to add your own newfound Al insights.

Algore is history now - no matter what he does. His true believers will always blame him for blowing the election and losing what seemed (to them) certain victory. If he tries to now dispute Dubya's "legitimacy" as president, he will alienate all the Reagan Democrats for 2004. And if he doesn't try to now dispute Dubya's "legitimacy," he'll never get the hard left's support for any 2004 campaign.

That's aside from the hard left now being sure to blame him for betting on the wrong legal strategy!

Algore in his own words, 1992-2000 - including Earth In The Balance

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

Can you rephrase that in the form of a song verse? (^:

[Tax Government]

A democrat by any name, Is still a stinker; smells the same, Gore or Dashiel, pick your fool, They have no brains; are leftist tools.

[Tax Government]

A democrat by any name,
Is still a stinker; smells the same,
Gore or Dashiel, pick your fool,
They have no brains; are leftist tools.

[rockfish59]

albert gore took some tacks
and gave those little chads some whacks
the dems in lies as they are schooled
but little chad he was not fooled

one year later as hope springs eternal
another count from the media infernal
sorry albert, but the count remains the same
you can count and count and count again
but your whining is still so lame

get a job, ya' bum!

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

[Tax Government]

Democrats don't need respect,
They'll steal some if it helps elect,
They're crooks by instinct, without reason.
Watch them revel in their treason.

[rockfish59]

nice colors! lol!

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

So true. Wonder of wonders, both CNN and the NY Times headline about the final media-led recount claim Bush won. NY Times goes one better and states in its headline that the USSC was not the deciding factor in the election. Sweet.(^:

[rockfish59]

i love the map except for the top left corner where i'm at (just south of seattle) i can't believe south texas. all the dim/libs must have hung out at the border and handed out ssi, food stamps and gore buttons as the wetbacks crossed over (tough patooty, but i AIN'T calling them 'undocumented workers')

[Tax Government]

See the mighty New York city,
Read the New York Times so flitty,
If they thought they'd make a buck,
They'd have you vote for Daffy Duck.