Posted on 10/19/2005 7:59:19 PM PDT by alfa6
That would be good to wear knocking on doors or at a Press Conference, LOL!!
I WANT...NEED ONE!
A Reading from the Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20:
Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, "Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals ... Now did the Lord say, "First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Thanks for posting the news about my father, Dutch Schultz.
It's good to know others remember him.
Carol Schultz Vento
Thank you for posting. Please accept our condolences on the loss of your father. He will be remembered, I'm sure of it. There are many places like this Foxhole thread that strive to keep the memory alive of all our veterans.
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