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Is the Bible right? Newly discovered fossils show snakes had legs
J Post ^ | NOVEMBER 24, 2019 | ROSSELLA TERCATIN

Posted on 11/24/2019 6:41:04 AM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

A new study published in Science Advances on Thursday has shed light on the life of ancient legged snakes.

The Biblical story of the forbidden fruit – which discusses how the snake persuaded Eve to taste it, and howshe and Adam, who also ate from it, were subsequently banned from the Garden of Eden by God – is probably one of the most well-known narratives in the history of humankind. As described in Genesis, the snake also received divine punishment. “You will crawl on your belly and eat dirt all the days of your life,” God tells the serpent, implying that before the event, the animal had legs, similar to many others. Now, a new study published in Science Advances on Thursday has shed light on the life of snakes' legged ancestors. Several fossils of an extinct snake group named "Najash" dating back to 100 million years ago were recently uncovered in Patagonia, Argentina. The group is named after the word nachash that both in biblical and modern Hebrew indicate the snake. As reported by the New York Times, the fossils, which include several skulls, seem to suggest that snakes might have lost their front legs millions of years earlier than their hind legs.


TOPICS: Religion & Science
KEYWORDS: bookofjob; crevo; science; snakes; snakezilla; storkzilla
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Humor/amusement is an intellectual activity.
GENERALLY, people with low I.Q.s don't have the great sense of humor because of their low I.Q.

What would be the excuse for some FReepers? Maybe hitting a sore spot?

41 posted on 11/24/2019 2:15:14 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

I couldn’t find his story about God and the snake in the Garden. I hope this will do.

“If I Were the Devil...”

by
Paul Harvey

If I were the Prince of Darkness,

I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness. And I would have one-third of the real estate and four-fifths of the population , but I wouldn’t be happy until I had the ripest apple on the tree. So I’d set about, however necessary, to take over the United States.
I’d subvert the churches first; I’d begin with a campaign of whispers. With the wisdom of a serpent I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: “Do as you please.”

To the youth I would whisper, “The Bible is a myth.” [our note: I heard this from a humanities instructor when I was in college—a breeding ground for the sowing of wickedness into the minds of those that have to memorize blasphemy in order to pass the course and get out and go past conscience to continue doing what they are told.]

I would convince them that man made God [our note: in college in a philosophy “class” I was told the lie, “There is no God.” That was a lesson in lies.] instead of the other way around.

I would confide that what’s bad is good and what’s good is “square.”

In the ears of the young married I would whisper that work is debasing [our note: Americans are pleasure-loving people. Some are obese from lack of work meanwhile others pay somebody to mow the grass while they go to the “Fitness Center.” The children sit in school all day and then in front of the tv for hours on end in the midst of broken-down toys and eating processed foods full of refined sugar. The children do not work. They have no skills. The body and mind need to be involved in work. We were not made to be idle. A day of productivity is satisfying to both young and old.], that cocktail parties are good for you.

And to the old I would teach to pray after me: “Our Father, who art in Washington...” [our note: America seems to become more communist by the second.]

And then I’d get organized; I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting, so that everything else would appear dull and uninteresting.

I’d threaten television with dirtier movies and vice versa.

I’d peddle narcotics to whom I could; I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction; I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.

If I were the Devil I’d soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves, and nations at war with themselves; until each in its turn was consumed. And with promises of higher ratings I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames.

If I were the Devil I’d encourage schools to refine young intellects [our note: the schools disrupt and destroy young intellects and parents look on in horror as their children disintegrate before their very eyes. Parents need to REPENT of the sins and BELIEVE on the Lord Jesus Christ and OBEY his word and then they can be saved and rear their children correctly.] but neglect to discipline emotions: let those run wild. Before you know it, you’d have to have drug-sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every school house door. Within a decade I’d have prisons overflowing.

With flattery and promises of power I would get the courts to do what I construe as against God and in favor of pornography.

I’d designate an atheist to front for me before the highest courts and I’d get the preachers to say, “She’s right.” Thus, I could evict God from the courthouse, then from the schoolhouse, and then from the Houses of Congress.

And in His own churches I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I would lure priests and pastors into misusing boys, girls, and church money.

If I were the Devil I would make the symbol of Easter [our note: Easter is a pagan festival] an egg and the symbol of Christmas [our note: “Christmas” is a blasphemy] a bottle.

If I were the Devil I’d take from those who have and give it to those who want it, until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.

What’ll you bet that I couldn’t get whole States to promote gambling as the way to get rich?

I would caution against extremes: in hard work, in patriotism, and in moral conduct.

I would convince the youth that marriage is old-fashioned, but swinging is more fun; that what you see on television is the way to be; and thus I could undress you in public and I could lure you into bed where there are diseases for which there is no cure.

Then I would separate families, putting children in uniform, women in coal mines and objectors in slave-labor camps.

In other words, if I were the Devil, I’d just keep doing what he’s doing.

https://www.jesus-is-lord.com/ifiwere.htm

Listen to it here:
http://shieldoffaithministries.com/if-i-were-the-devil-paul-harvey/


42 posted on 11/24/2019 2:15:25 PM PST by fproy2222
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To: alexander_busek
How many angles can dance on the head of a pin? About as many Angles can dance on the head of a pin as can Saxons.
Regards,

Groan: 2/3 of a pun P-U!

43 posted on 11/24/2019 2:19:23 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

One of my favorite humorists sees it a little differently.

https://www.scottadamssays.com/2017/07/09/people-who-cant-recognize-humor-literally/

I fully agree some people don’t have the mental capacity to understand more complex humor but some do not even get something as simple as pratfalls.

I think Scott is on to something.

The kind you point out need these explained:

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I’ve lost an electron.”
The other says, “Are you sure?”
The first replies, “Yes, I’m positive…”

or

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. Upon being asked the price, the bartender responded, “For you? No charge.”


44 posted on 11/24/2019 2:26:34 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: cloudmountain

I think that is a full pun and very very clever. The humor may be Gaulish... but it is Frank.


45 posted on 11/24/2019 2:37:17 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: alexander_busek

Pretty clever with the angles and saxons.

I mentioned to cloudmountain that while your humor may be Gaulish... it is Frank.


46 posted on 11/24/2019 2:41:55 PM PST by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (TRUMP TRAIN !!! Get the hell out of the way if you are not on yet because we don't stop for idiots)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Puns are timing jokes but they are still weak. But, that's okay with me.

I got my husband once, with a pun, and he laughed or a long time. He always made me laugh so when I could make HIM laugh, that was golden.

47 posted on 11/24/2019 7:24:09 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Pretty clever with the angles and saxons.
I mentioned to cloudmountain that while your humor may be Gaulish... it is Frank.

LORD HAVE MERCY!

48 posted on 11/24/2019 7:26:19 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
Not bad.
Puns don't usually make people laugh. A regular, clean joke which can make people laugh LOUDLY, is a gem.
49 posted on 11/24/2019 7:27:40 PM PST by cloudmountain
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

50 posted on 11/24/2019 7:37:30 PM PST by BlueLancer (Orchides Forum Trahite - Cordes Et Mentes Veniant)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget

Sorry I always say “I’m not laughing” when I’m actually laughing. I’m channeling Sarah.


51 posted on 11/25/2019 8:27:35 PM PST by shineon
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