[Fungi]

““I told him that I serve Christ’s cause” HaHaHaHaHaHa. This evil retromingent jackass is deluded.

[headstamp 2]

Good luck with that Nick.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

1-800-Call-a-Commie

[Jeff Chandler]

Sorry Dictator Dude, Il Papa is busy.

He’s off kissing Islamic hiney.

[Widget Jr]

I doubt Jesus would approve of leaders looting their treasuries in all but name after bankrupting their countries.

[bgill]

Too late to write for help and the most wrong person to be asking. Major failure.

[econjack]

...asking [the Pope] to help mediate his country’s crisis after a swathe of nations recognised a rival opposition...

It's only a crisis to you. Virtually every citizen seems to want you to go somewhere else...anywhere else...and let someone else run the country. A good portion of the "crisis" would disappear if you would just step down.

[prophetic]

Hey the treasures of the Vatican City alone is worth many trillions of dollars, not to mention the total real estate holdings of the Catholic Church worldwide is also quite sizeable.

I'm sure his Popeness can spare his commie friend a measly Trillion or two until he can straighten things out, after all Socialism will eventually work, evendors though it produces nothing AND destroys everything it touches.

[mrsmith]

Surprised he didn’t send it to the Chinese “Catholic” Church.
In a decade or so I guess he would have...

[Bringbackthedraft]

I had to check the article, it looked and sounded like Semmens’s satire.

[onedoug]

“Help me, Pope....”

[I want the USA back]

The pope took an active part in bammy’s castro deal that gave the castros everything and us nothing. The pope went behind the scenes and facilitated the bammy/iran deal, that allowed iran to build a nuclear bomb and gave us nothing. The pope will be happy to assist, after all maduro is a communist, and the pope loves communism, because it makes the public poor and the ruling elite rich.

[Wuli]

“Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro said he has written to the pope asking him to help mediate his country’s crisis”

Translation: Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro said he has written to the pope asking him to help save his regime.

[The Pope together with the Cubans have been protecting and working TOGETHER with Maduro all along.]

[Zionist Conspirator]

And I bet that, unlike Sa’ad Haddad, he’ll get it.

[Marchmain]

This being another opportunity for the pope to bash Trump and US policy, surely he cannot resist?

[RegulatorCountry]

When communist dictators appeal to a pope for help, something might just be a little askew.

My how times have changed since John Paul II.