Posted on 07/14/2016 12:52:11 PM PDT by Gamecock
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Growing anxious that the Senate would not approve previous nominee Judge Merrick Garland, President Barack Obama announced Thursday that he would be pushing through newly selected nominee Molech of Canaan to be the nation’s 113th Supreme Court justice.
“Molech, the fiery devourer of the young, is more than qualified for the position,” Obama said in a White House press conference at which he introduced the idol. “Furthermore, he has proven his advocacy for women’s rights by calling for the barbaric sacrifice of babies—any time, for any reason—as acceptable and appeasing offerings. He’ll fit right in on the bench.”
The President further revealed that he and his cabinet had sifted through over three hundred qualified candidates as contenders to fill the seat on the court created by the death of Justice Antonin Scalia, all of whom were ancient pagan gods who demanded child sacrifice to satiate their anger or to grant prosperity. “In the end, it came down to Tlaloc of the Aztecs, the malevolent spirits of the Mayans, and of course, Molech the annihilator of babes.” He went on to state that while any of the gods who demanded child sacrifice would have been impeccable candidates to steer the court’s decisions on key issues like abortion, Molech’s consistent track record of obliterating society’s offspring gave him the edge.
yep , Obama is full of bull
Not a headline one expects to come across. Even for the O-bozo
hehehehehe
Fantastic satire. Great pic. “Hands up, don’t shoot.”
LOL!!!
This guy is a natural for the #NeverTrump crowd.
You don’t expect the headline?
At this point I would not do a double take if I saw Obama snorting big lines of cocaine with The Dark Lord himself while at the same time defiling the preserved body of Josef Stalin.
Is that the golden calf that they always referring to.
Ankle and thigh and upper half...
And count three days for the NYT Editorial page to blast republicans for being too quick to judge.
AH.
Another FreeMason.
It makes a lot of sense, really. Toasted babies, insatiable lust...yeah, he’s a Democrat all right...
Ah shoot! I was kinda’ rooting for Baal.
Why not Zule? Or the Sta-Puft marshmallow man?
Molech would be preferable to Garland because, like Baal, he is a figment of an ancient civilzation’s imagination but Garland is real.
Can an incoming president remove the SCOTUS?
Today’s satire, tomorrow’s reality.
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