1 posted on
12/06/2015 7:16:01 PM PST by
cblue55
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To: cblue55
Men get a 72-year-old virgin
Women get hope to get away from Muslim men. That’s an incentive right there.
2 posted on
12/06/2015 7:17:16 PM PST by
Calpublican
(B.O. stinks--not an elegant sentiment, but heartfelt nonetheless.)
To: cblue55
Let’s see. Those virgins have been hanging around since like AD600 or so?
3 posted on
12/06/2015 7:18:14 PM PST by
SkyDancer
("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
To: cblue55
They get 72 female virgins and 28 young male virgins for a total of 100 virgins.
They do like their sodomy.
4 posted on
12/06/2015 7:18:44 PM PST by
BuffaloJack
(ISLAM is the ENEMY.)
To: cblue55
Muslim women go over to the Viking heaven, Valhalla, because they can drink there and get away from Muslim men.
5 posted on
12/06/2015 7:18:54 PM PST by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
To: cblue55
I don’t believe the men will be paying much attention to the virgins because of the extreme heat.
6 posted on
12/06/2015 7:20:47 PM PST by
boycott
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To: cblue55
The only sure way for a muslim man to get to heaven is to die in jihad.
He is rewarded with virgins and little boys. The virgins instantly become virgins again after sex.
Allah also gives cosmic Viagra.
Women get to be with their husband and will have no jealousy when their husbands are having sex with virgins or diddling little boys.
7 posted on
12/06/2015 7:21:51 PM PST by
2banana
To: cblue55
I read this the other day, maybe even here:
All muzzies experience ‘suffering of the grave’. IOW they believe they feel the pain of decomposition in the grave. However, if you die during Jihad, you get to skip this. Those who die in jihad are called Shahids. Making it an even better deal, up to 70 of a jihadis family get to skip the step too - in the San Bernadino case, she just saved her baby from suffering of the grave.
The entire religion seems less legitimate than a time share sales pitch
8 posted on
12/06/2015 7:22:22 PM PST by
lacrew
To: cblue55
There's been some debate around the translation that in fact the martyrs may end up with "two scoops of raisins" instead of virgins.
Luxenberg 's new analysis, leaning on the Hymns of Ephrem the Syrian, yields "white raisins" of "crystal clarity" rather than doe-eyed, and ever willing virgins - the houris.
Source
9 posted on
12/06/2015 7:22:36 PM PST by
reegs
To: cblue55
They repeatedly get turned into virgins and get to experience a new Muslim man every moment—into eternity.
To: cblue55
This is a trick question. Jihadists do not go to Heaven. They go to meet al-Lah who is Satan.
To: cblue55
They are lesbians so, yeah...
13 posted on
12/06/2015 7:27:07 PM PST by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy" 6Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: cblue55
swift kick in the ass and a trip to live at the devils home..
14 posted on
12/06/2015 7:27:21 PM PST by
cableguymn
(We need a redneck in the white house....)
To: cblue55
Given the Muslim attitude toward women, I’d say the female martyrs get endless ironing.
15 posted on
12/06/2015 7:27:56 PM PST by
bigbob
("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
To: cblue55
16 posted on
12/06/2015 7:29:59 PM PST by
kennedy
(No relation to those other Kennedys.)
To: cblue55
There is no heaven for islam scum.
17 posted on
12/06/2015 7:30:41 PM PST by
soycd
To: cblue55
They had an article here last week in which some Islamic mullah or whatever said that the female martyrs get a man with an “unbendable penis”. The only downside for the females is that he has to stop and call a doctor every four hours.
18 posted on
12/06/2015 7:30:59 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(Who is fact checking the state controlled, leftwing media's fact checkers?)
To: cblue55
They all get the same ‘reward’.
21 posted on
12/06/2015 7:32:13 PM PST by
right way right
(May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our one and only true hope.)
To: cblue55
Their god is SATAN is disguise.
Their reward iS the same sex that they are.
I have a "Gun Control Law" that will work.
ALL law United States Citizens of LEGAL AGE (21 or older) who do NOT have a criminal record, MUST, I REPEAT, MUST carry a CONCEALED and LOADED firearm at ALL times.
If they are caught without a LOADED firearm on their person, they will be fined $100.00 for each offense.
IF they see a criminal act in progress, and they think they have an opportunity to disable the criminal, the MUST take action to stop the criminal.
DEADLY FORCE IS AUTHORIZED !
Now that's one "Gun Control Law" that WILL work !
One more Homeland Defense Law that might help:
All Terrorists killed in a terrorist attack, will be buried in a swine blood-filled coffin, NO EXCEPTIONS !
All Terrorists captured and found guilty of a terrorist attack, will be buried in a swine blood-filled coffin, NO EXCEPTIONS !
28 posted on
12/06/2015 7:35:40 PM PST by
Yosemitest
(It's SIMPLE ! ... Fight, ... or Die !)
To: cblue55
Basically, a female martyr’s reward under Islam is to be a sex slave of only one male, as opposed to being one of 72 (or more properly one of 72 in 72 rooms/houses) sex slaves of a male martyr.
Not kidding.
29 posted on
12/06/2015 7:37:24 PM PST by
piytar
(http://www.truthrevolt.org/videos/bill-whittle-number-one-bullet)
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If you guys are not familiar with Walid Shoebat...this is one of his most interesting interviews about Islam...who is in bed with them...and what we face. Interview includes the Islamic view on abortion. Chilling. I had NO idea.
Walid Shoebat Full Explosive Interview with Michaâ¦: http://youtu.be/cUOfshiJxO0
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