The only sure way for a muslim man to get to heaven is to die in jihad.
He is rewarded with virgins and little boys. The virgins instantly become virgins again after sex.
Allah also gives cosmic Viagra.
Women get to be with their husband and will have no jealousy when their husbands are having sex with virgins or diddling little boys.
The virgins in Paradise as described in the Koran would seem to be something like those Japanese companion robots.
[[Allah also gives cosmic Viagra.]]
What happens if they get an erection for more than 48 hours? Should they call their doctor right away?