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“Anyone care to doctor up same fake docs about Mohammed and his favorite GOAT I mean “wife”??”

He did not start using goats until his favorite wife got too old to be enjoyed, you know, about 11 years of age. That is when he started hang around the sheep hearders. Young goats only last about 6 months before they have to be traded in for a newer model. It was this debacle that lead him to state that heaven would provide 27 virgins.

I have often wondered how long 27 virgins would last. Once you went through them would you get another 27? If yes, then would you not be getting an unlimited supply of virgins? Why the limit of 27 virgins? After that are you then kicked out of heaven? Is this the highest number that he could come up with that the people would understand? Or do the virgins regenerate after fornication to be virgins again? That would be creepy and just a little bit of false advertising. I mean after an infinity of time, those virgins just might be showing a little bit age on them without some kind of intervention. Is that really truth in advertising? Or maybe you get 27 virgins and they stay virgins because you are unable to fornicate with thme. That would answer most of these questions and would add a little humor to the discussion. You know fly a plane into a building so that you can WATCH 27 virgins walking around your tent.