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Kate Upton Plays Hoochie Nun in ‘Stooges’ Flick
The Christian Diarist ^ | April 16, 2012 | JP

Posted on 04/16/2012 7:40:18 AM PDT by CHRISTIAN DIARIST

I’m not Catholic. But I can certainly understand why my Catholic friends are offended by the new “Three Stooges” movie, helmed by the irreverent Farrelly Brothers, released by Twentieth Century Fox.

The film would have been fine had Peter and Bobby Farrelly stuck to the slapstick comedy for which Moe, Larry and Curly are beloved by Stooges fans. But they had to ruin it, had to court controversy, by their sacrilegious portrayal of a Catholic nun as some sort of hoochie.

Cast as “Sister Bernice,” Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton wears a nun’s veil, an oversized rosary and a decidedly undersized, barely-there ‘nunkini.’ The newby actress might have known better than to insult the religious faith of 68.5 million Americans had she not dropped out of 10th grade at Holy Trinity Episcopal Academy in Melbourne, Fla.

Bill Donohue, President of the Catholic League, provided a useful history lesson for the 19-year-old tart.

“In the 1950s,” he recalled, “Hollywood generally avoided crude fare and was respectful of religion. Today, it specializes in crudity and trashes Christianity, especially Catholicism.”

Indeed, Tinseltown’s portrayal of nuns has gone from Jennifer Jones, in “The Song of Bernadette,” and Julie Andrews, in “The Sound of Music,” to Lindsay Lohan, as a gun-licking nun in the Robert Rodriguez flick “Machete,” and, now, Upton, as a skanky nun in “Three Stooges.”

What particularly galls is that studio execs at Twentieth Century Fox think the sacrilegious portrayal of a nun is some great big joke.

“As far as the nun attire,” one Fox exec told The Hollywood Reporter, “I think we did the audience a favor by letting Kate Upton wear the nunkini rather than Larry David,” who (cross)dressed up in nun’s garb to play Sister “Mary Mengele.”

Well, as Curly the Stooge might say, “Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck.”

It’s soooo funny to mock the Catholic faith. Soooo clever to portray a nun attired in a skimpy outfit much far more likely to be seen in a strip club than on a beach (much less a church). Soooo hilarious to give another nun the same last name as the Nazi physician at Auschwitz known as the “Angel of Death.”

But imagine if the Farrelly brothers directed the same “Stooges” script, if Fox released the same film with, say, homosexuals or blacks or Mexican illegals or Muslims as the butt of the film’s denigrating humor, rather than Catholics.

There would be such a hue and cry from the far-left, politically-correct Hollywood establishment that the fair-haired Farrelly boys might never work in that town again.

Hollywood is a God-forsaken wasteland. And it continues to rend America’s moral fabric.


TOPICS: Current Events; General Discusssion; Religion & Culture
KEYWORDS: blogpimp; farrellybros; kateupton; nunkini; threestooges
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To: Larry - Moe and Curly

IMO, it is not the Three Stooges, and I will not be going to the theatre to see the movie. I’ve seen enough watching the trailers to believe this is a pale imitation. Perhaps when the movie comes out on Red Box I’ll spend a dollar to watch the movie. Otherwise, no.


61 posted on 04/18/2012 9:48:41 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud dad of an Army Soldier who has survived 24 months of Combat deployment.)
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To: CHRISTIAN DIARIST

Awful...and I’m not Catholic. But, with the reviews it has received so far, I do not think too many people will see this trash.


62 posted on 04/18/2012 10:09:32 AM PDT by Pharmboy (She turned me into a Newt...)
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To: HamiltonJay; SoldierDad

I saw the segment on WWE. Ill conceived. It should have been a fight between Curly and a bully type non wrestler, and Larry should have played ‘pop goes the weasel’ on his fiddle which would have revived Curly and carried him to victory.

I expected this to be a disaster, as I wrote earlier on this thread. It’s not bad at all. It’s not the Three Stooges, of course. It’s more like a tribute band. But even that has its own charm. And so does the movie.

There is not a hint that the attractive nun is a ‘hoochie.’ All the nuns are depicted as loving the orphans and the Stooges. The Stooges are motivated by love for the orphanage and the nuns. The Stooges are bound by brotherly love for each other. There’s nothing offensive here.

Catch the movie on cable or on Redbox. It will make you laugh. And honestly, as a lifelong Stooge fan, I couldn’t ask for more.


63 posted on 04/19/2012 12:46:25 PM PDT by Ted Grant
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To: for-q-clinton; CHRISTIAN DIARIST; A.A. Cunningham
for-clinton, did you read my post above? Please do note that the fairy tale about the Church standing idly by IS a fairy tale. Could the Church have done more? Yes we could have -- the Catholics in Germany were opposed to Naziism (note-- that's not a jibe against Protestants, Protestantism in Germany was weakened in the 1800s when a devout Calvinist Emperor forcibly joined the Calvinist and Lutheran churches and made this united church for all purposes a department of the Prussian government -- this had a horrific effect as Calvinists and Lutherans have serious difference in core beliefs and the government forcing just made people lose faith in God and forced a faith in the welfare state being set up -- this made them ripe for the Aryan Christianity lie created in the 30s)

The Vatican remember was from the 1870s little more than a prison after the unification of Italy. This ended with the Concordat in the 1920s which severely limited what they could do or not.

In the circumstances, I dare you to name any other 'player' besides the Polish underground that did as much. FDR and Churchill's governments KNEW about the concentration camps and the holocaust and they did nothing.

64 posted on 04/20/2012 2:57:40 AM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: Cronos

BTW: It’s for-Q- not for.


65 posted on 04/20/2012 6:32:43 AM PDT by for-q-clinton (If at first you don't succeed keep on sucking until you do succeed)
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To: for-q-clinton

my apologies for the omission of q


66 posted on 04/22/2012 11:59:01 PM PDT by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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