Skip to comments.Beware of Terrorist Groups in Churches!
Posted on 02/19/2010 10:46:05 AM PST by hope_dies_last
No Church is Exempt... so take heed!!!
The New Jerusalem Post Writers
Latest news reports are that five terrorist cell groups have been operating in many of our churches. They have been identified as: Bin Sleepin, Bin Arguin, Bin Fightin, Bin Complainin, and Bin Missin.
Their leader, Lucifer Bin Workin, trained these groups to destroy the Body of Christ. The plan is to come into the church disguised as Christians and to work within the church to discourage, disrupt, and destroy.
However, there have been reports of a sixth group. A tiny cell known by the name Bin Prayin is actually the only effective counter terrorism force in the church. Unlike other terrorist cells, the Bin Prayin team does not blend in with whoever and whatever comes along.
Bin Prayin does whatever is needed to uplift and encourage the Body of Christ. We have noticed that the Bin Prayin cell group has different characteristics than the others. They have Bin Watchin, Bin Waitin, Bin Fastin, and Bin Longin for their Master, Jesus Christ to return.
NO CHURCH IS EXEMPT!
(However, you can spot them if you bin lookin and bin goin.)
Saint Mattress by the Springs seems immune.
The United Methodist Church would give give them all memberships, even if they were up front about their faith, beliefs, politics, etc.
Apparently they didn’t look in a Baptist church or they would have found Bin Gossipin and Bin Judgin.
Couldn’t have Bin Lamer.
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