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Posted on 10/28/2009 8:31:09 PM PDT by Jedediah
The mechanic wanted $600 to fix the cavitating pendulum in my ‘04 Passat - I told him NO WAY. Let it cavitate...it can’t be affecting my mileage THAT much and besides, I think I can compensate for it by oversteering.......
Perhaps we need a separate Crazy Forum . . .
I think that the worship of the profits of the Almighty God have been taken far too lightly. Therefore, I shall post this:
HUMPHREY WILLIAMS: ...And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour, and so, the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath, by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Bethuel-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.
CHAPLAIN: Let us praise God. O Lord,...
CONGREGATION: O Lord,...
CHAPLAIN: ...ooh, You are so big,...
CONGREGATION: ...ooh, You are so big,...
CHAPLAIN: ...so absolutely huge.
CONGREGATION: ...so absolutely huge.
CHAPLAIN: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
CONGREGATION: Gosh, we’re all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
CHAPLAIN: Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
CONGREGATION: And barefaced flattery.
CHAPLAIN: But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
CONGREGATION: Fantastic.
HUMPHREY: Amen.
CONGREGATION: Amen.
HUMPHREY: Now, two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now, some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the Corporation of the town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So, from now on, the cormorant is strictly out of bounds! Oh, and Jenkins, apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain.
[organ music]
CHAPLAIN and CONGREGATION: [singing]
O Lord, please don’t burn us.
Don’t grill or toast Your flock.
Don’t put us on the barbecue
Or simmer us in stock.
Don’t braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh, please don’t lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat.
Don’t fricassee or roast us
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don’t stick Thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.
ROTFLMAO....indeed.
***God will not be happy with their cruel words.***
Have you been hanging around with the crazy people, Mary, who think that they speak for God?
Not another prophet.
***Orders are coming now
Great. I hope you got mine for a cheeseburger.***
Perfect. Ceiling Cat sez you can has cheezburgr on silly threads anyway.
This even sadder than you Angels fan felt the faint flames of her baseball lovin’ heart flicker a bit tonight. It would be very satisfying to see the Yanks get yanked after what happened with the Halos.
Of course, I know you love your team just as much as I love mine. To each his own. As for me and mine, we will wait for spring.
John 14:9-21
9Jesus answered: “Don’t you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, ‘Show us the Father’? 10Don’t you believe that I am in the Father, and that the Father is in me? The words I say to you are not just my own. Rather, it is the Father, living in me, who is doing his work. 11Believe me when I say that I am in the Father and the Father is in me; or at least believe on the evidence of the miracles themselves.
12I tell you the truth, anyone who has faith in me will do what I have been doing. He will do even greater things than these, because I am going to the Father. 13And I will do whatever you ask in my name, so that the Son may bring glory to the Father. 14You may ask me for anything in my name, and I will do it.
Jesus Promises the Holy Spirit
15”If you love me, you will obey what I command. 16And I will ask the Father, and he will give you another Counselor to be with you forever— 17the Spirit of truth. The world cannot accept him, because it neither sees him nor knows him. But you know him, for he lives with you and will be[a] in you.
18I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you. 19Before long, the world will not see me anymore, but you will see me. Because I live, you also will live. 20On that day you will realize that I am in my Father, and you are in me, and I am in you.
21Whoever has my commands and obeys them, he is the one who loves me. He who loves me will be loved by my Father, and I too will love him and show myself to him.”
***This is a job for the Viking Kitties in White Coats. ***
Which one is Mary?
Don’t pick at the scab.
I was so hyped over sunday’s win, I couldn’t calm down to sleep.
Tonite I am so de feeted I can’t sleep.
I think you should be very thankful that the Apostle Paul is no longer around.
And he has beautiful plumage!
It’s not that thing with the goat again, is it?
Do you claim to be John or Jesus?
The white and brown one in the white coat.
It wouldn’t be baseball if it didn’t break your heart a little.
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