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ORDERS ARE COMING NOW FOR MY CHOSEN ONES THAT HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THE TIMING OF MY WILL !
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Posted on 10/28/2009 8:31:09 PM PDT by Jedediah

Orders are coming now for my chosen ones that have been waiting for the timing of my will . The sweeping of the penduluum's timing is poised before my throne as a gravitational pull holds you to earth , so the hearts of my children are laid before me and as no other time before my humble servants are about to enter into an opened door revealed only to the few( obedient) , the Chosen(overcomers) and this door is an entryway into not only the all of me but the paradise of my love abiding ,eternal , flowing yet existing in a dimension of reality of my kingdom to the obedient alone .

For truly this is the greatness opened to who I am in a manifold manner and mannah(word) of true revelatory power and kingdom of overcomers "free" to those deserving through the sacrifice of my ways " Obedience !"

Now IS the time "watch" as the penduluum cavitates before you and climb aboard for it is my chariot of fire I have brought down to you from heaven as Elijah .

Receive and believe for truly all you are about to see and experience is of me and me alone ! \o/


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1 posted on 10/28/2009 8:31:11 PM PDT by Jedediah
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To: Jedediah; informavoracious; larose; RJR_fan; Prospero; Conservative Vermont Vet; ...

Odd stuff ping.


2 posted on 10/28/2009 8:32:28 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Quix

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3 posted on 10/28/2009 8:32:43 PM PDT by Jedediah
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To: Jedediah
I liked Chariots of Fire - what channel is it on?
4 posted on 10/28/2009 8:33:43 PM PDT by centexan (Welcome back 4th ID - great job. Go 1st Cav)
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To: Jedediah

Calling Benny Hinn


5 posted on 10/28/2009 8:35:09 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: Soothesayer9

6 posted on 10/28/2009 8:35:58 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Soothesayer9

7 posted on 10/28/2009 8:36:34 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Jedediah

I’m not happy the Phillies won tonite either, but sheesh, it’s just baseball dude. Not the end of the world.


8 posted on 10/28/2009 8:36:47 PM PDT by Neets (Go Yankees!!!)
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To: Jedediah

Do we need the five dollar bill and three quarters this time?


9 posted on 10/28/2009 8:37:22 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: Jedediah

These are very odd times. I suppose everyone who has lived has felt this way. I hold close to Christ in good and bad for He is my Salvation.


10 posted on 10/28/2009 8:38:00 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: mplsconservative

Me, I never have. Nor have any of the fleas I know.


11 posted on 10/28/2009 8:39:13 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Jedediah
Orders are coming now for my chosen ones that have been waiting for the timing of my will . Ramble, ramble of the penduluum's timing is poised before my throne as a gravitational pull holds you to earth , so the hearts of my children are laid before me and as no other time before my humble servants are about to enter into an opened door revealed only to the few( obedient) , ramble ramble ramble , flowing yet existing in a dimension of reality of my kingdom to the obedient alone .


12 posted on 10/28/2009 8:40:30 PM PDT by Lee N. Field (2)How many things are necessary for thee to know,..? the first, how great my sins and miseries are;)
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To: narses

That’s cool. I’m just trying to figure out the OP. No biggie.


13 posted on 10/28/2009 8:41:13 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: narses

***Odd stuff ping.***

Appreciate the ping, but J-d and I are not supposed to interact since I received some threats. I’m afraid that you’re going to have to reply to God Almighty without my input, which if you put three or four brain cells together, you should easily be a match and have enough left over to play blackjack at the local casino.


14 posted on 10/28/2009 8:41:56 PM PDT by MarkBsnr ( I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so.)
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To: Lee N. Field
1964 Rambler!
15 posted on 10/28/2009 8:42:12 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: All

Joshua 6:5-9 (New International Version)
5 When you hear them sound a long blast on the trumpets, have all the people give a loud shout; then the wall of the city will collapse and the people will go up, every man “straight in.”

6 So Joshua son of Nun called the priests and said to them, “Take up the ark of the covenant of the LORD and have seven priests carry trumpets in front of it.” 7 And he ordered the people, “Advance! March around the city, with the armed guard going ahead of the ark of the LORD.”

8 When Joshua had spoken to the people, the seven priests carrying the seven trumpets before the LORD went forward, blowing their trumpets, and the ark of the LORD’s covenant followed them. 9 The armed guard marched ahead of the priests who blew the trumpets, and the rear guard followed the ark. All this time the trumpets were sounding.

Joshua 24:31 (Amplified Bible)
31Israel served the Lord all the days of Joshua and of the elders who outlived Joshua and had known all the works the Lord had done for Israel.


16 posted on 10/28/2009 8:42:17 PM PDT by Jedediah
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To: Jedediah

Jedediah. Go figure.


17 posted on 10/28/2009 8:42:57 PM PDT by historyrepeatz
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To: Lee N. Field
1965 Rambler:
18 posted on 10/28/2009 8:43:10 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: narses

Odd times beget odd threads.


19 posted on 10/28/2009 8:43:23 PM PDT by Neets (Go Yankees!!!)
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To: Petronski

LOL...and imagine..they come up with this without hallucinogenics....I think.


20 posted on 10/28/2009 8:43:29 PM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Anyone pushing Romney must love socialism...Piss on Romney and his enablers!!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: MarkBsnr

Purgatory man. Exlax as it were.


21 posted on 10/28/2009 8:43:46 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Jedediah
all you are about to see and experience is of me and me alone !

Kinky. Kinky


22 posted on 10/28/2009 8:44:00 PM PDT by fso301
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To: narses

Jeremiah 23:16,17

Thus says the Lord of hosts: “Do not listen to the words of the prophets who prophesy to you, filling you with vain hopes; they speak visions of their own minds, not from the mouth of the Lord.


23 posted on 10/28/2009 8:44:41 PM PDT by Lorica
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To: Jedediah

24 posted on 10/28/2009 8:44:45 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Hope....Change...Food Stamps!)
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To: narses

Benny Hinn is in Seattle this weekend , I did n’t know you were a follower of his ? That ‘s cool


25 posted on 10/28/2009 8:45:14 PM PDT by Jedediah
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To: Neets
Odd threads begat....
26 posted on 10/28/2009 8:45:28 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: narses

I had one of those in high school.

It was the older sisters hand me down car. I was the last of 6 girls and I drove that sucker into the ground.

Feb 1977....fantastic and fun old car...i could go forever on $5.00 worth of gas.

Great highschool memories...lol


27 posted on 10/28/2009 8:45:32 PM PDT by Neets (Go Yankees!!!)
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To: Jedediah

28 posted on 10/28/2009 8:45:36 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: narses

Oh, dear.


29 posted on 10/28/2009 8:46:17 PM PDT by sitetest (If Roe is not overturned, no unborn child will ever be protected in law.)
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To: Jedediah

30 posted on 10/28/2009 8:46:35 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Jedediah

Yeah . . . . whatever.


31 posted on 10/28/2009 8:47:04 PM PDT by behzinlea
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To: sitetest

LOL!


32 posted on 10/28/2009 8:47:10 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: narses

Do you suppose he waits until after the mods have gone to bed to post this stuff?


33 posted on 10/28/2009 8:47:49 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: narses


New Grass Ramblers? It will be revealed in the fullness of time ...
34 posted on 10/28/2009 8:48:24 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: GovernmentShrinker

Methinks he waits until he is off his meds.


35 posted on 10/28/2009 8:48:34 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Liberty Valance
Beware!
36 posted on 10/28/2009 8:49:42 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: narses

Eh. Never mind. I re-read and you’re denying Christ. He gave you the brain to post so I’ll let it slide.

I’m done with this thread. Either you have faith, or you don’t. It’s your choice.


37 posted on 10/28/2009 8:50:21 PM PDT by mplsconservative
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To: reagan_fanatic

That gets my vote for post of the night winner!


38 posted on 10/28/2009 8:51:21 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Jedediah

“the penduluum cavitates”

cavitation: “The sudden formation and collapse of low-pressure bubbles in liquids by means of mechanical forces, such as those resulting from rotation of a marine propeller.”

Didn’t know God spoke in mixed metaphors, but I guess if he misspells words, he might as well go for broke!


39 posted on 10/28/2009 8:51:38 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (I loathe the ground he slithers on!)
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To: mplsconservative

No, I deny crackpots. Christ is our Savior and he warned us of false prophets.


40 posted on 10/28/2009 8:51:49 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Jedediah
Wrong place alert!

This thread belongs in the religion thread or the Nut Job thread.

41 posted on 10/28/2009 8:52:21 PM PDT by Publius6961 (…he's not America, he's an employee who hasn't risen to minimal expectations.)
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To: centexan

42 posted on 10/28/2009 8:52:55 PM PDT by Neets (Go Yankees!!!)
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To: Mr Rogers

43 posted on 10/28/2009 8:53:05 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: Mr Rogers
Personally, I hate it when penduluums cavitate. But I guess that's just me.
44 posted on 10/28/2009 8:53:19 PM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: narses

Very odd indeed. It kind of reminds me of Zotted former Freeper Truth666 back in the day.


45 posted on 10/28/2009 8:53:42 PM PDT by rdl6989 (January 20, 2013 The end of an error.)
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To: Publius6961

46 posted on 10/28/2009 8:54:56 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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To: humblegunner

Might be my drugs, but I hear this thread calling your name.

Leaving now to wallow in the defeat.


47 posted on 10/28/2009 8:55:26 PM PDT by Neets (Go Yankees!!!)
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To: narses

Methinks you are right.


48 posted on 10/28/2009 8:55:49 PM PDT by GovernmentShrinker
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To: narses

“Now IS the time “watch” as the penduluum cavitates before you and climb aboard for it is my chariot of fire I have brought down to you from heaven as Elijah .”

I need someone who interprets tongues to say what this is supposed to mean...

The Pendulum will cause low-pressure bubbles that will collapse in front of us, and we’re supposed to then get on the cavitation-causing pendulum because it is a chariot of fire like Elijah had?????????????????

Bong-City!


49 posted on 10/28/2009 8:55:55 PM PDT by Mr Rogers (I loathe the ground he slithers on!)
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To: Neets

Wallow in de feet. LOL.


50 posted on 10/28/2009 8:56:14 PM PDT by narses ("These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own.")
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