Knock down drag out open thread of all things precious to your doctrines and traditions.

my mind | none | none

[xp38]

Is there a sister out there in Freeperland that been bitten by a Llama?

[DManA]

Mustard was a well know metaphorical device used by Renascence artists. Kind of like putting breasts on disciples. I know what it really means but you have to be a 97th degree Mason before I can tell you.

[fanfan]

OMG!

I thought so!

See, this is why I don’t post personal pictures here.

[Just another Joe]

How they missed the smell is beyond all rational thought.

?Was there alcohol involved?

[Just another Joe]

As a believing Catholic, I know that anyone who puts mustard on a hamburger without any ketchup and pickles to go with it should be rounded up and locked in a death camp. It's the Lord's will after all.

There you go

[Tax-chick]

Nothing like a good hijack to fill the idle hours ...

[OpusatFR]

“Is there a sister out there in Freeperland that been bitten by a Llama?”

No, but my bro had one spit on him at the Bronx Zoo.

[OpusatFR]

“?Was there alcohol involved?”

Good question.

Hmmmm.....they were drinking eggnog. None of them like eggnog.

[kalee]

Was it a really old, very heavy mallet? I HAD my grandmother’s set which mysteriously disappeared from our back porch.

If it is my Granmama’s it’s Anglican for sure.

[Tax-chick]

None of them like eggnog.

The awful smell of the eggnog clouded their senses so they couldn't detect the stench from the cat's going.

[Just another Joe]

they were drinking eggnog. None of them like eggnog.

It wasn't the eggnog. It was the extra they put IN the eggnog.

[kalee]

LOL yes, I was once nipped by a llama. The stable where I rode when I was in college had a few llamas they kept as guard animals. One was particularly irritable and he nipped me one day when I had my horse cross tied in the stable blocking it so that he couldn’t get through.
The others were nice as long as they knew you, would accompany you to the ring or on trails and just sort of follow you around for company. If they didn’t know you they were prone to kick and spit.

[allmendream]

So glad to have you back Laz. You are freekin’ killing me!!!

Tears are rolling down my cheeks as I keep from busting out laughing.

[HungarianGypsy]

Exciting! The one time I tried to have a no-flaming religion thread because I truly wanted to know what others believe, there were hardly any hits. We seem to thrive on conflict.

[HungarianGypsy]

My husband cannot understand why I will use ketchup when tomatoes are already on the burger.

[AnAmericanMother]

"The one-l lama, he's a priest.
The two-l llama, he's a beast.
But I will bet a striped pajama,
You never saw a three-l lllama!

-Ogden Nash (who else?)

[AnAmericanMother]

Dang!

I ought to read the whole thread before posting. I ought to read the whole thread before posting. I ought to read the whole thread . . .

[HungarianGypsy]

I found the bestest eggnog at fresh n easy. It was smooth and didnt make me feel like I was trying to swallow a sugar cookie. No diluting with milk.

[AnAmericanMother]

You'll have to ask the Mayo-Mustardarians, I dunno what happened to the croquet set.

Our cheapo set is still in our basement, gently mildewing away.

[ArrogantBustard]

Theeess thread ees goingk to Habana, seeenyora.