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Flirt to Convert?!?
A Little Leaven ^

Posted on 08/15/2008 7:53:49 AM PDT by Gamecock

These are from websites dedicated to Missionary Dating. The idea is for hot Christian women to date hot heathen men in order to convert them to Christianity and fulfill the great commission.

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The first site is Flirt to Convert

The other site is Date to Save



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1 posted on 08/15/2008 7:53:49 AM PDT by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Uh, sounds almost like “Flirty Fishing” from the Children of God cult.


2 posted on 08/15/2008 7:54:57 AM PDT by vladimir998 (Ignorance of Scripture is ignorance of Christ. St. Jerome)
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Heh!


3 posted on 08/15/2008 7:55:37 AM PDT by RandallFlagg (Satisfaction was my sin)
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To: Gamecock
Now heres a good idea. /s
4 posted on 08/15/2008 7:56:46 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: Gamecock

This can’t possibly be real, can it? I didn’t go to the page, but it doesn’t look to me like Tamara’s all that hot.


5 posted on 08/15/2008 7:56:49 AM PDT by ravensandricks (Jesus rides beside me. He never buys any smokes.)
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To: Alex Murphy; irishtenor; Larry Lucido; P-Marlowe; xzins
Interesting that the latter of the sites is only interested in hooking up with cute heathen guys.

What about middle aged average guys?

6 posted on 08/15/2008 7:56:53 AM PDT by Gamecock (The truth of Christianity does not hinge on my personal experience.)
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To: Gamecock

What is the name of the site, slutting4god.com?


7 posted on 08/15/2008 7:59:24 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: ravensandricks
They look like the real thing.

it doesn’t look to me like Tamara’s all that hot.

It's my observation that many folks overestimate their own hotness.

8 posted on 08/15/2008 7:59:47 AM PDT by Gamecock (The truth of Christianity does not hinge on my personal experience.)
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To: Gamecock

Whaytever happened to...

(Flee) Abstain from all appearance of evil. 1 Thessalonians 5:22

????????????????????????????????????????????


9 posted on 08/15/2008 8:03:54 AM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: Gamecock

10 Christian Dating Tips for
Effective Missionary Dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
(and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

Fellow Hot Girls: You can get these Christian Dating Tips for easy reminder on a mini-poster print!


10 posted on 08/15/2008 8:05:24 AM PDT by Gamecock (The truth of Christianity does not hinge on my personal experience.)
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To: Tennessee Nana

See 10


11 posted on 08/15/2008 8:05:53 AM PDT by Gamecock (The truth of Christianity does not hinge on my personal experience.)
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To: Gamecock
From the website:

I am interested in Converting...

He / She must be a that likes I want to find people that are
12 posted on 08/15/2008 8:14:11 AM PDT by Between the Lines (I am very cognizant of my fallibility, sinfulness, and other limitations.)
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To: Gamecock
I really hope this is satire.

What happens if the person I am dating becomes a Christian?

Praise God!!! That hasn't happened to me yet (still just planting seeds!), but you have two choices: Dump him and start dating a better-looking nonbeliever... or keep dating the person you're with now. I'd just see how hot he (or she) is and base the decision on that.


14 posted on 08/15/2008 8:24:08 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Whale oil: the renewable biofuel for the 21st century.)
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To: Gamecock
Oh, my.

Let me go way out on a limb - this could end badly.

15 posted on 08/15/2008 8:24:39 AM PDT by willgolfforfood
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To: Gamecock
I'm sure God just loves it when we come up with new and exciting ways to jazz up the Gospel.

I can hardly wait for the Nudist for Christ group "I'm nekked, you're nekked, we're all nekked in our sins before God!" (tagline=> tan lines are for the uncommitted).

16 posted on 08/15/2008 8:26:32 AM PDT by tbpiper (NObama '08 - Unfit in any color)
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To: vladimir998

Yes it does.


17 posted on 08/15/2008 8:26:34 AM PDT by bmwcyle (If God wanted us to be Socialist, Karl Marx would have been born in America.)
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To: Gamecock

Mrs MWT is why I am a Christian.

(Not why, but she made me look. She was a good-looking girl from Israel with a good “Jewish” last name and flawless Hebrew. Entrapment, I say.)


18 posted on 08/15/2008 8:29:30 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan ("Jesse Jackson was an important figure; paving the way for Osama bin Laden to appear" -- Dan Rather)
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To: Gamecock

Usually women who engage in “missionary dating” end up in the missionary position, while their boyfriends’ hearts remain untouched by Christ. This is a manipulation no different than dating for money or dating for status. The Scriptures call us to stick with people who are equal to us spiritually, Christians at the same level of spiritual development.


19 posted on 08/15/2008 8:33:18 AM PDT by ottbmare
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To: Gamecock

WOW. Just plain WOW.

Call me cynical, but I think that this website is aimed at horny guys who think or wish they are “hot” who want to hook up with girls that they are hoping are “hot” or a bare minimum, just as equally horny.

In the end, nobody gets lucky and nobody gets “Saved’ but the owners of the website might make a few bucks.

I wonder if this website is run by some Nigerians. On second thought, it can’t be. The spelling and grammar is too good.


20 posted on 08/15/2008 8:38:04 AM PDT by Caramelgal (Just a lump of organized protoplasm - braying at the stars :),)
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