Flirt to Convert?!?

A Little Leaven ^

[Gamecock]

These are from websites dedicated to Missionary Dating. The idea is for hot Christian women to date hot heathen men in order to convert them to Christianity and fulfill the great commission.

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The first site is Flirt to Convert

The other site is Date to Save

[vladimir998]

Uh, sounds almost like “Flirty Fishing” from the Children of God cult.

[RandallFlagg]

Heh!

[skeeter]

Now heres a good idea. /s

[ravensandricks]

This can’t possibly be real, can it? I didn’t go to the page, but it doesn’t look to me like Tamara’s all that hot.

[Gamecock]

Interesting that the latter of the sites is only interested in hooking up with cute heathen guys.

What about middle aged average guys?

[Always Right]

What is the name of the site, slutting4god.com?

[Gamecock]

They look like the real thing.

it doesn’t look to me like Tamara’s all that hot.

It's my observation that many folks overestimate their own hotness.

[Tennessee Nana]

Whaytever happened to...

(Flee) Abstain from all appearance of evil. 1 Thessalonians 5:22

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[Gamecock]

10 Christian Dating Tips for
Effective Missionary Dating

1. If he tells your that you are hot...
Tell him God made you hot.

2. If he wants to hold your hand...
Give him a Bible.

3. If he tries to get closer...
Tell him the Holy Spirit is wooing him.

4. If he asks to pay for dinner...
Remind him that Jesus also paid a debt He did not owe!

5. If he reaches his arm around you...
Tell him that nobody will ever be as close to you as Jesus is.
(or ask him if you instead could "lay hands" on him in prayer)

6. If he tries to kiss you...
Remind him that a kiss killed your Savior.
(and you're not ready to "speak in tongues")

7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart.

8. If he tells you he loves you...
Tell him that Jesus loves him.

9. If he gets angry that you won't put out...
Clarify to him that W.W.J.D. does NOT mean "Who would Jesus Do."

10. After you dump him...
Tell him that Jesus Christ will never leave or forsake him.

Fellow Hot Girls: You can get these Christian Dating Tips for easy reminder on a mini-poster print!

[Gamecock]

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[Between the Lines]

From the website:

I am interested in Converting...

To Christianity
To Judaism
To Islam
To Buddhism
To Hinduism
To Atheism

Someone else to Chrisitanity
Someone else to Judaism
Someone else to Islam
Someone else to Buddhism
Someone else to Hinduism
Someone else to Atheism

He / She must be a

Male
Female

that likes

Males
Females
Both

I want to find people that are

Single
Married/Couple
Divorced

[KarlInOhio]

I really hope this is satire.

What happens if the person I am dating becomes a Christian?

Praise God!!! That hasn't happened to me yet (still just planting seeds!), but you have two choices: Dump him and start dating a better-looking nonbeliever... or keep dating the person you're with now. I'd just see how hot he (or she) is and base the decision on that.

[willgolfforfood]

Oh, my.

Let me go way out on a limb - this could end badly.

[tbpiper]

I'm sure God just loves it when we come up with new and exciting ways to jazz up the Gospel.

I can hardly wait for the Nudist for Christ group "I'm nekked, you're nekked, we're all nekked in our sins before God!" (tagline=> tan lines are for the uncommitted).

[bmwcyle]

Yes it does.

[MeanWestTexan]

Mrs MWT is why I am a Christian.

(Not why, but she made me look. She was a good-looking girl from Israel with a good “Jewish” last name and flawless Hebrew. Entrapment, I say.)

[ottbmare]

Usually women who engage in “missionary dating” end up in the missionary position, while their boyfriends’ hearts remain untouched by Christ. This is a manipulation no different than dating for money or dating for status. The Scriptures call us to stick with people who are equal to us spiritually, Christians at the same level of spiritual development.

[Caramelgal]

WOW. Just plain WOW.

Call me cynical, but I think that this website is aimed at horny guys who think or wish they are “hot” who want to hook up with girls that they are hoping are “hot” or a bare minimum, just as equally horny.

In the end, nobody gets lucky and nobody gets “Saved’ but the owners of the website might make a few bucks.

I wonder if this website is run by some Nigerians. On second thought, it can’t be. The spelling and grammar is too good.