Oh, this is so wonderful. I love our Church so much. There really is such a thing as a closed thread, meaning we can adore our Savior without any interference. This is lovely.
What?
I think there should be a new forum set up...a "closed" forum..called the Mormon Forum. That way, they wouldn't have to post their "devotional" and "caucus" threads every day, they could fill the forum with the propaganda from Salt Lake and talk amongst themselves and never get their tender little feelings hurt.
They wouldn't have to bother with wearing out the abuse button because no one would post anything that their leaders have taught down through the years....
Actually, it would be kind of like the state of Utah. Or like a seperate, closed community.(!) They, of course wouldn't care to come onto threads in other forums, since they might become "annoyed".
How wonderful. How marvelous. How lovely.