Any particular place you want me to begin with, or do you want me to just jump in with both feet?
Otto,
Always jump in with both feet, it gets more interesting that way.
The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. `Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked.
`Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, `and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'
--Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.