Whow! How did I miss that... Suzy, you've created a whole new Genre in Shroud theory books...
It's a fresco that fell off the ceiling... no! It's a drop cloth! The image just miraculously formed from drops of plaster falling from Michelangelo Buonarroti's trowel. Wait! No... it's the cloth covering the scaffolding used to reach the Sistine Chapel ceiling and we now know that Michelangelo was apt to lie naked (he was Gay, you know) on the cloth on the scaffold after a hot day of work admiring his handiwork and the image is really his!!!
Isn’t that the plot of a movie or something?