[AnAmericanMother]

That's not a good example -- the chick in the middle actually can dance and has a good line (the other two are rotten though).

Your average liturgical dancer looks more like this --

. . . full disclosure, these are Episcopalians who should be ashamed of themselves. They may be a buncha heretics, but at least the Piskies usually have some class.

[ArrogantBustard]

Looks like an underarm deodorant commercial.