Looks like an underarm deodorant commercial.
Notice however that many Piskies never took the altar off the east wall. At my parents' church the priest still celebrates ad orientem, and there's still an altar rail, and everybody receives kneeling except the little old ladies who can't physically kneel.
Too bad that the loony liberal atheists in charge messed things up so badly that the rumored concordat and revision of Apostolicae Curae will now certainly never take place.