Arafat dead? (third-hand report)

Little Green Footballs ^ | 10/8/2003 | staff

[diamondjoe]

Guysen Israel News is running an unconfirmed report that Yasser Arafat has kicked the bucket!

[OldFriend]

Thank you much!!

[cgk]

Update: We do not have any more information on the state of 'health' of Arafat. The news of his death is still not confirmed.

[litany_of_lies]

Thanks, bookmarked for future. Here I thought you knew the language cold.

[Theo]

If he is dead, he is screaming in terror and pain and hopeless loneliness in hell.

[alancarp]

oui, oui. We just don't admit it in polite company.

[Blue Screen of Death]

Quick, take his rectal temprature with a surface to air missile.

[spokeshave]

Lets see...Jessie, Shrillary, Sharpton and Assad as pall bearers

[hoosierboy]

[Constitution Day]

He's just pining for the fijords.

Maybe. But beautiful plumage? He ain't got it.

[spokeshave]

"Last I heard (after about a dozen resurrections), was that Idi finally stayed dead. But maybe I missed a thread. :-/

Nah, Idi's still sleeping with Francisco Franco...

Or taking lunch with Polonius

[cryptical]

Unreliable news reports are usually confirmed by DEBKA, but they're on haitus this week so I don't know.

Bad timing for them, if it turns out to be true. Wouldn't it be ironic?

[Shermy]

For what it's worth, BBC has a "ticker" saying "explosion" heard at Basra military headquarters.

[jellybean]

Maybe I should take lessons...

You put your right foot in,
You put your right foot out;
You put your right foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left foot out;
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right hand in,
You put your right hand out;
You put your right hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left hand in,
You put your left hand out;
You put your left hand in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your right side in,
You put your right side out;
You put your right side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your left side in,
You put your left side out;
You put your left side in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your nose in,
You put your nose out;
You put your nose in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your backside in,
You put your backside out;
You put your backside in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your head in,
You put your head out;
You put your head in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

You put your whole self in,
You put your whole self out;
You put your whole self in,
And you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about!

[kinghorse]

Unless the next big event comes to your neck of the woods. I will not feel like we are in the clear until after the start of Ramadan. I still think something big is up. With Israel attacking Syria, the Arab world is poised to scream self defense should the USA or Israel get rocked with a WMD.

[Duramaximus]

If indeed AraPig is dead, do you suppose it was related to his personal hygiene... or in this case the lack of?

[appalachian_dweller]

>> alive or dead he still will smell the same <<

LOL!! Smell or no, I still prefer him dead.

>> Pray for GW and Our Troops <<

I do every day.

[Fitzcarraldo]

20:36 We do not have any more information on the state of ' ' health '' of Arafat. The news of its death is still not confirmed. (Guysen.Israël.News)

[mewzilla]

Aaaargh. That's also the name of an ice cream joint around here. Hmmmmm, ice cream. Well, if Tubby has bitten the big one, I'll treat myself to a half gallon. Then I can hokey pokey all night to work it off!

[Redleg Duke]

Ahhhhh, yes! "It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!"