Tuesday Morning Quarterback: Cheerleader of the Week Praises Bush

ESPN.com ^ | 9/23/03 | Gregg Easterbrook column

[Gothmog]

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Cheerleader of the Week Catherine Williams of the Denver Broncos holds a bachelor's of science in electrical engineering and a master's in business administration. Electrical engineering degree, MBA -- that can't be right; cheer-babes are not allowed to have more impressive credentials than TMQ! To relax, Williams dances, hikes and works out, and her most recently read book is "A Civil War" by John Feinstein, a football volume. (It's about the Army-Navy rivalry.) Williams, known as Cat, also says she thinks "George W. is doing an unbelievable job as president." Cat, just donate $250,000 and he'll make you an ambassador.

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[Gothmog]

If you visit the site, scroll down to the picture of the smart, pretty girl.

[martin_fierro]

[Pyro7480]

She has a degree in electrical engineering!!?? Just damn!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Not to be unkind, and I'm glad she supports W, but it figures that a Bronco cheerleader would have something of a . . . horse face!

[boycott]

Now that's my style!!!

[b4its2late]

She could re-engineer my electric any time she darn well pleases......;-)

[Gothmog]

Thanks for the assist on the pic

[Maria S]

Oh, Man! I hope Slick doesn't read that this cutie approves of President Bush! He'll be greeeeen with envy!

[per loin]

Yes. She has the shape of a fine intellect.

[Gothmog]

Way better than Monica, I would say.

[martin_fierro]

Hubba freakin' hubba.

[stevio]

So you're saying you'd like to ride her in the pasture or barn?

[Diddle E. Squat]

Electrical engineering, eh?

Reminds me of a costume party, where one of the funnier ones was a couple who dressed up like an electric plug and socket, and when they would 'plug' the light bulbs in their hats would light up.

[ken5050]

Did you see Leno last night...he had all the Cal gov candidates int he audience...he introduced Mary Carey..the porn star...he said she was the only candidated who ALREADY had her ticket punched..she then proceede to give him the finger..the censors didn't bleep it....

[Auntbee]

My ex and I had the same costume in '80. We won first prize which was a trip to New Orleans on Halloween.

[LiteKeeper]

Colorado Springs bump fore research purposes only.

[an amused spectator]

And we always thought you electrical engineer types were boring...

We're on to ya, _Jim. ;-)

[ChadGore]

We've always thought the Broncos had some of the best-looking uniforms in the league.

Cheerleader of the Week Catherine Williams of the Denver Broncos holds a bachelor's of science in electrical engineering and a master's in business administration. Electrical engineering degree, MBA -- that can't be right; cheer-babes are not allowed to have more impressive credentials than TMQ! To relax, Williams dances, hikes and works out, and her most recently read book is "A Civil War" by John Feinstein, a football volume. (It's about the Army-Navy rivalry.) Williams, known as Cat, also says she thinks "George W. is doing an unbelievable job as president." Cat, just donate $250,000 and he'll make you an ambassador.

The "audition info" section of the Broncos' cheerleaders site advises aspirants to wear Spandex and not much else and cautions, "Auditions are not like a dance class. Your hair and makeup need to be performance quality -- no pony tails. Our official salon is Antoine du Chez and they are highly recommended for hair styles and makeup applications."

Performance quality hair! Antoine du Chez of Denver also offers a men's spa retreat, where "well-groomed nails are a must for men." At the men's spa, do you get to look at the cheerleaders as they acquire performance-quality hair? I think I need my nails done!

[Paradox]

Stupid me, I thought this was going to be a thread about Lesbian Cheerleaders..

[Britton J Wingfield]

if you find such thread, please ping me :)